Saturday, December 31, 2011

The Jabberwocky

The Jabberwocky is a beast from Through the Looking Glass, by Lewis Carroll. In the story Alice finds an account of the Jabberwocky in a book which she is only able to read after holding up to a mirror. The monster is described with vague attributes, such as with "Jaws that bite," "Claws that catch," and "eyes of flame." The illustrations by John Tenniel for the book in 1871 have remained the most popular interpretation of the creature.

Thursday, December 29, 2011


The Cegebehyu is a race which were descended from ocean dwelling cephalopods. The Cegebehyu language consists of some four hundred thousand phonetic sounds, many of which are imperceptible to the human ear.

Tuesday, December 27, 2011


The Glibblagh are a strange race, often described as "hyperactive wadded up meat-balls with legs." They are generally known for having no sense of proportion, as they tend to overreact at the slightest hint of trouble. Glibblagh are creatures of extremes, who don't know the meaning of subtly or moderation.

Sunday, December 25, 2011

Wobby the Christmas Worm

Wobby the worm 
never had to learn
all about Christmas day.

Until the day came
when he was to blame,
'cause he accidently scared all the reindeer away.

Santa said to him, "Son, you will find,"
"That we're in a big bind,"
"So you'll have to help all the good boys and girls,"

So Wobbly swallowed all the gifts,
and went to head the makeshift
sleigh to deliver them around the world.

Children still sing songs so jolly,
about  Santa, or Frosty,
Or even how poor Rudolph could not play,

But none will regret,
Or hopefully, forget
about how Wobby the worm saved Christmas day.

Friday, December 23, 2011


The Grokish are free floating, space-borne, squid-like creatures. They exist for untold eons in a dormant, spore-form, as they transverse the spaces between the stars on the solar winds. When they come in contact with a compatible planetary atmosphere they will spawn by the millions, descend upon and consume the indigenous life forms, then enter the spore phase to begin the cycle anew.

Wednesday, December 21, 2011


Strange simian and insect hybrids, troops of wild Gorillants have recently been seen in the dense jungles deep in the Congo. It is theorized that illegal dumping of toxic materials may have somehow fused the two species together, although the science behind this theory is sketchy at best. The hybrids seem to follow the social structure of ants more than primates.

Monday, December 19, 2011


Dr. Phinneas Q. Crumpus was a revolutionary genius in the field of recombinant DNA. Crumpus made a big name for himself performing custom DNA work for famous celebrities, implanting body-altering features such as wings, fur, extra eyes, scales, etc. As the money and power went to his head the good doctor became more and more eccentric, and began performing risky proof-of-concept experiments on himself. After hundreds of different extreme  recombinant DNA modifications, Crapmus is now barley recognizable as human.

Saturday, December 17, 2011


Psipox is an entity that conforms to no known evolutionary biology, and only follows existing taxidermy in a general sense. The creatures begin life in a large, blob-like group organism, and are birthed though a budding process, similar to the splitting of amoeba or bacteria.They then spend a number of years in a formless state, absorbing nutrients and minerals. Eventually the creatures will adapt external appendages or organs to allow it to transverse it's environment, i.e. arms, legs, eyes, paddles, fins, etc. However no actual internal organs or systems are developed. Psipox have been observed in a large number of environments with a large number of adaptive features.

Thursday, December 15, 2011


The Grunx are a race descended from the rejects discarded from a group of genetic experiments. Centuries ago travelers from beyond the stars came to the Grunx homeworld and performed a series of experiments on the local animal populations, which gave rise to several different classes of sentient species. The rejected specimens however were left in the wild to die. Over time however enough survived and eventually became a sub-race in their own right. The Grunx are usually sickly, and are often born with crippling genetic abnormalities. They tend to be highly xenophobic and war-like.

Tuesday, December 13, 2011


Anguirus is the second kaiju (giant monster) to appear in Toho's Godzilla series of movies. He is a quadrupedal dinosaur-like monster (though far larger than a normal dinosaur) which vaguely resembles an ankylosaurus. He begins as the first enemy Godizlla encounters, but eventually the two become allies.

Sunday, December 11, 2011


Spinagators are a strange mutant offshoot of normal alligators. They tend to grow to be a bit smaller, but are able to hunt smaller, faster moving prey. The spiny protrusions which grow along their backs seem to be specialized organs capable of reading swirling air or water currents.

Friday, December 9, 2011


Manoheads are strange, spherical creatures, with large hand-like structures growing out of their heads. They do not have any sense of hearing, and instead communicate through a form of sign language.

Wednesday, December 7, 2011

Thunder Slug

The enigmatic creatures known as "Thunder Slugs" began as a group of normal garden slugs which were on the receiving end of a bizarre series of lightning strikes. Instead of frying them into little charred husks, the small mollusks were somehow able to absorb the electrical energy, due to a mutation triggered exposure to a new type of insecticide. Their newfound powers gave the slugs the ability to channels electricity for a variety of effects, including flight and defensive electrical discharges.

Thunder slugs usually follow major storm systems, where they can often be seen "riding" thunderclouds.

Monday, December 5, 2011


The creature known as MouthBreather is a freakish mutant, spawned from the radioactive soup which resulted after a strange glowing meteor crashed to Earth an contaminated the water supply to a local prison. The exotic energies transformed his body, and gave him superhuman strength, allowing him to easily break out and free hundreds of his fellow mutated prisoners to escape.

The method through which he sees without eyes is currently unknown.

Saturday, December 3, 2011


Strange mutations which have recently begun appearing in the rivers and waterways next to a large industrial bakery. Unlike normal alligators, the weird creatures live on land, and only venture into the water to feed. The method by which the candles on their backs re-ignite themselves is unknown.

The sudden appearance of these monstrosities have prompted investigations from several branches of law enforcement due to possible illegal dumping of toxic chemicals or waste, however as of yet no indictments have been made.

Thursday, December 1, 2011

Cheese Bunny

A bunny made out of cheese.

Nothing else needs to be said.

Tuesday, November 29, 2011


The Zygora are a race of predatory birds which evolved in a grassland over a large continent. They do not possess a sense of sight, but instead the bulbous organs upon their heads are used for a form of echo-location.

Sunday, November 27, 2011

Hedorah, the Smog monster

Hedorah is a creature spawned from pollution, which is capable of morphing through several different stages or forms. He has been observed feeding from the dirty output of coal fired power plants, and spreading a noxious gas while flying.

Friday, November 25, 2011


HeadBanger is a two headed mutant who was gained his mutation after a strange radioactive meteor collided with his house on a cold winter night. The exotic energies changed his genetic structure and split the left and right parts of his brain into two distinct skulls. His superhuman strength and resistance to injury is offset the constant arguments he tends to get into with himself.

Wednesday, November 23, 2011

Bobby the Blob

Bobby the Blob was a typical American teenager, who's life took a drastic turn into the weird after ingesting a pudding snack contaminated with  radiation from a leaky Japanese nuclear reactor. The contaminated pudding transformed his body into a fleshy, blobby mass. Bobby's bones became as flexible as rubber, allowing him to squeeze his body through small cracks and absorb abnormal amounts of punishment.

Monday, November 21, 2011


The Underkin are an offshoot race of humanity, locked away in a series of underground caverns during a cataclysm at the end of the last ice age. Centuries of inbreeding as well as proximity to deposits of radioactive elements have mutated them into a state unrecognizable as human. They come in all shapes and sizes, with any number of eyes, limbs, and skin tones. The Underkin have built an advanced society, and through the millennia have advanced in science and technology to a point superior to the surface dwellers.

Saturday, November 19, 2011


Trojleens began as an offshoot of simple forest gnomes who came into contact with a strange meteorite which crashed into their secluded village. The strange energies from the extraterrestrial rock mutated the poor gnomes into a terrible, demented state. Despite their apparent mindlessness, Trojleens still main a modicum of an organized life, living in villages, protecting young, etc. They will fearlessly attack any creature which enters their territory, and have been known to gang up and tackle those many times their size.

Thursday, November 17, 2011

Ghidorah, the Three headed monster

King Ghidorah is the large, three headed dragon from outer space, and is generally regarded as the arch-nemesis to Godzilla. Throughout the Showa series Ghidorah is the only monster that doesn't seem to eventually reform and retire to monster island.


Tuesday, November 15, 2011


Lapiroids are strange, space borne creatures. They form hard shells and attach themselves to the hulls of spacecraft in order to migrate from planet to planet. The shells are hard enough to withstand the extreme heat of planet fall. Once planet side the creatures enter a mating stage, where they develop limited mobility. Lapiroids have been known to chew through space craft hulls to suck energy from the systems within. Extensive infestations have been known to cripple entire commercial and military fleets.

Sunday, November 13, 2011

The Mashed Potato monster

A creature spawned from the deep pits of the kitchen, after a bit of radioactive meteorite accidently mixed with a batch of bad mashed potatoes. The resulting creature quickly grew to gigantic size and wreaked terrible havoc on the unsuspecting populace

Friday, November 11, 2011

Larry the Lunatic

Larry the Lunatic
is just a big head
with arms and legs
but not much else to his form

He never wears clothes
no shoes, socks, or pants
and runs around
naked as the day he was born.

Wednesday, November 9, 2011


The Onoclapus is a strange cephalopod offshoot which emerged from a deep sea ocean trench. Unlike most other squids or octopi, they tend to be social animals, and maintain a highly rigid social structure. Advanced behavior has been observed in onoclapus troops, such as the election of leaders, division of labor, and the farming of fish and kelp species for food.

Monday, November 7, 2011

Inculsonombulis - Bringer of Nightmares

The Inculsonombulis uses dark demonic magics to spin the terrors of Hell into the tapestry of dreams, to haunt and terrify the unwary. The creature's body is constantly in flux, ever changing to reflect the terrible visions he creates.

Sunday, November 6, 2011


The Oribuccha is a small animal known for it's humongous appetite. The small creatures are capable of eating four times their own body weight per 24 hour period. Most sentient races tend to exterminate them on sight, as they have been known to precipitate grave ecological disasters.

Saturday, November 5, 2011


Merganish are a strange breed of fish which have recently moved into the polluted waters off the Southern coasts of the United States. They feed upon the rampant algae which carpet the sea bottom due to phosphate pollution. The Merganish seem to be highly intelligent, and have been observed using organized "strike teams" to attack fishing boats.

Thursday, November 3, 2011


Fluggs are a strange race that evolved from soft-bodied, slug-like creatures. They tend to make their homes in swamps, bogs, or wetlands, as they must stay close to water as their skins will dry out.

Tuesday, November 1, 2011

Monday, October 31, 2011


Gigan is a monster in Toho's cannon of Godzilla creatures. He works as a sort of "kaiju bounty-hunter," and is usually employed or controlled by different races of alien invaders, most often to team up with other giant monsters.

Thursday, October 27, 2011


Phfroggs are strange amphibian mutants which have sprung up around the Japanese Fukishima nuclear power plant. The creatures grow to a height of 2 feet at the top of their heads, although specimens of up to twice that have been observed. The creatures are voracious eaters, and have been blamed the depletion of nearby fisheries.

Tuesday, October 25, 2011

Devil Wirm

Devil Wirms are aerial parasitic creatures which infest the pungent marshes and waste holes of Hell's lower levels. They tend to attack in large swarms, and will cover an intruding creature from head to toe to quickly drain it of all bodily fluids.

Sunday, October 23, 2011


Gremlins are supernatural creatures to whom mechanical malfunctions are attributed. During World War II air force pilots often blamed such technical difficulties on sabotage from the Gremlins. They were attributed a large number of disruptive abilities, such as the ability to siphon off fuel, cause instruments to give false readings, or raise and lower the runway by ten feet.

I imagine that modern gremlins have probably gone on to destroy and dismantle the wide variety of computers, video game systems, and other types of consumer electronics.

Friday, October 21, 2011


Gnockerbes are strange, dog-like mutants that have appeared in Australia's outback. It is believed that illegal dumping of toxic radioactive waste gave rise to the strange creatures, who seem to be an offshoot of local Dingo populations. The weird, tentacle like legs make for slow overland speeds, but allow the creatures to quickly scale trees and climb rocky surfaces.

Wednesday, October 19, 2011


Titanosaurus is a monster from the Toho series of Godzilla films.


Monday, October 17, 2011


Grolshlemins are bizarre, mutant Gremlins, horribly transformed after long term exposure to nuclear waste. Like normal gremlins, they enjoy causing havoc and destroying machinery, but their exposure to radiation have given them immunity to sunlight.

Thursday, October 13, 2011


In Greek mythology, the Kallikantzaros is an evil, goblin like creature. They remain underground and saw the roots of the world tree, so that it will eventually collapse and destroy the earth. During the Christmas season they come to the surface to cause trouble for mankind.

Tuesday, October 11, 2011


The Leviathan is the primordial sea monster who God finally slays during the battle of Armageddon. Leviathan is described as a massive serpent which lives under the "sources of the deep." Myths of sea serpents and dragons are common to many of the religions of the Middle East.

Sunday, October 9, 2011

Overlord Demons

A race of demons specifically bred by the higher Demon lords to act as lower level captains, slave masters, or work bosses. They are sufficiently intelligent enough to boss around those lower than themselves, but lack the will to make important decisions. They are bred for their size and strength, and tend to rely on brute force in any situation.

Friday, October 7, 2011


Ghabblablahs are strange, freakish monstrosities. They have a physiology which baffles the best scientists. Apparently the creatures do not need to eat, sleep, or excrete. The workings of their metabolic process as of yet remains unknown.

Ghabblablahs tend to be very loud, energetic, and extroverted. Most other sentient beings tend to find them "annoying."

Wednesday, October 5, 2011


Acochiopods are flying, vampiric, undead mollusks, a distant relative of the Vampire Slugs. They tend to swarm over warm blooded prey at night, but like all vampires must avoid direct sunlight.

Monday, October 3, 2011


Skibbesish are strange, air breathing, land walking fish. Eons ago, when the first creatures came up onto land, a small population evolved in a different direction away from Amphibians, into a completely separate animal kingdom. Skibbesishes are the sole surviving species of this peculiar branch of evolution, and are among the most primitive land dwellers still in existence.

Saturday, October 1, 2011


Squrats are strange rodent-squid hybrids which began appearing in the sewers in several major American cities. Squrats are capable of surviving both in and out of water, but must have water to breed. They have been known to quickly multiply into massive swarms which must be periodically exterminated.

Thursday, September 29, 2011


Moscoloids are a strange species which defy classification. They have soft bodies which through a certain adaptation they are able to squeeze into very small spaces. As the creatures age they change color. They start as a bright yellow as infants, then slowly changing to a dark red, then ultimately a deep purple hue.

Tuesday, September 27, 2011

Vampire Vine

Vampire Vines are not vines at all, but more closely resemble squid. The creatures use their expansive hoods to capture small prey, but have also been known to latch onto the face of those who it sees as threats.

Sunday, September 25, 2011


Obbs are strange, spherical creatures, with two legs and one long arm that protrudes from the tops of their heads. Their single arm is long and flexible, and can extend for a considerable distance. Obbs are a planet-wide species, and have many different cultures with a wide variety of philosophies, religions, societies, and levels of technologies.

Friday, September 23, 2011


Skriggs are small, mutated animals, bred by several different species across multiple sectors to be used as a food source. They are very mean and ill tempered, but apparently also very succulent. Skriggs have the capability to grow to enormous sizes, up to 30 feet long or more, although most are slaughtered far before that point.

Wednesday, September 21, 2011


The Xilquiblix are a strange race of upright standing land dwelling cephalods. They lack a rigid bone structure, except for teeth. The Xilquiblix have a vocal range which extends far into the subsonic. They are known for their indecipherable language.