Thursday, November 29, 2012

Zorbek the Glagthok

Zorbek the Glagthok is the last of a once proud warrior race known as the Glagthoks, who at a distant time in the past ruled a vast quantity of the galaxy. He mostly bums around, stays on people's couches, and uses his fame as a z-grade celebrity to earn income on talk shows and book signings.

Tuesday, November 27, 2012


The Loboisph are large, neanderthal-like creatures, currently classed as an "emerging intelligence." They live in loose clan affiliations, and trade simple handcrafted items back and forth.

Sunday, November 25, 2012

Jack the Ripper

Jack the Ripper was a notorious serial killer in London during the latter part of the 19th century. There are thought to be five confirmed murders, although several researchers attribute more. Each victim was killed and mutilated in such a way as to suggest some sort of ritualistic connection.

Friday, November 23, 2012

Rasputin, the Mad Monk

Rasputin was the spiritual adviser to the Russian emperor Nicholas II. Called "The Mad Monk" by his enemies, he was accused of various misdeeds and depravity. He was eventually assassinated in a notorious manner, having been poisoned, shot four times, beaten, and finally drowned. Legend has it that he sat up while his body was cremated.

Wednesday, November 21, 2012

Lord Taco

Lord Taco is a gigantic, bizarre creature, spawned from contaminated taco meat. He ravaged though downtown Los Angeles until finally defeated by the combined efforts of a large group of hungry citizens.

Monday, November 19, 2012


The Globbadoids are a squat race descended from jungle dwelling foraging animals. They live in large herd-like groups, lead by a dominant male.

Saturday, November 17, 2012


Threpraphods are creatures evolved from a school of terrestrial giant squid which were caught in a dimensional rift in the Bermuda Triangle and transported to a different dimension. Exposure to strange alien energies spurned an increase in the creature's evolution, giving them advanced intelligence and psionic powers.

Thursday, November 15, 2012

General Amatar

General Amatar is the leader of the Pan-Galactic confederation, a large coalition of allied planets spanning several galaxies which work together in a loose federation of shared military and economic goals. He is the last of an unknown species whose planet was destroyed by a massive spaceborne entity.

Tuesday, November 13, 2012


Occuloggradytes are massive, primitive, cave-man like cyclopes. They are massive creatures which possess only the most rudimentary intelligence. They live in loose, nomadic tribes, and often war with each other as well as anyone else who intrudes in their territory.

Sunday, November 11, 2012


Scarballs are strange alien entities, described by early explorers as "walking balls of meat." Scarballs have been sighted on several different planets. They have no external sense organs, such as eyes or ears, yet seem capable of perceiving their surroundings with great clarity and detail. Thusfar they seem to adhere to no specific social or behavioral structure. Some have been observed doing seemingly random things, such as repeatedly walking in geometric patterns, or banging themselves into rocks, others tend to group together in large parties and engage in what appear to be ritualistic dances. All attempts at communication have been met with hostility.

Friday, November 9, 2012


The Namahage are ogres in Japanese folklore. As part of a ritual practiced on New Years eve, they go door to door in search of misbehaving children. It is believed they were brought to Japan two thousand years ago by the Emperor of China. The citizens of the Oga region made a wager with the demons, that if they could build a flight of one thousand stone steps in one night, they would receive yearly tribute, but if they failed they would have to leave. As they completed the task a young villager fooled them by imitating the rooster's crow, and thus the Oni left, believing they had failed.

Wednesday, November 7, 2012

Freddy the Freak

Freddy the Freak
has small feet
and six fingers on each hand.

He has red hair, green skin,
and spends his time chillin'
down at the beach in the sand.

Monday, November 5, 2012

Oddra the Odd

Oddra the Odd
Had a very small dog.
Three feet and a eye on a stalk.

She shambled down the street
with her clumsy three left feet
in the land of the happy cyclops.

Friday, November 2, 2012


Scrcrabs are small, scuttling, pseudo-crustaceans. They live in large underground warrens dug into the beaches and hillsides of their native planet.They share a communal existence, free from crime, poverty, inequality, or other social ills which plague most other sentient species.