Monday, June 10, 2019

Beardopus


Born a soldier in ancient Sparta, the man who would be known as Beardopus. After he was visited by the mighty Zeus in a vision during a fever dream, he embarked on a quest to the ends of the Earth to gain ultimate power. Years later after slaying many beasts and enduring many trials, he was finally rewarded with the ring of power, which endowed him the beard of the Gods.

Saturday, June 8, 2019

Skuttler


Skuttlers are semi-autonomous creations, animated by arcane occult magics to be used as servants. They have a small modicum of free will, but are unable to make anything but the simplest decisions.

Wednesday, February 28, 2018

UltraRoach


Hiroto Yamaguchi was a typical Japanese salary man. Middle aged, unmarried, overworked, and underpaid, Hiroto found his life turned upside down after he discovered a strange artifact created by a race of sentient cockroaches. Hiroto gained the ability to turn into an armored superhero by waving a magic cypher in the air and repeating the sacred words. Taking the mantle UltraRoach, he fights for truth, justice, and for the rights of insects everwhere.

Tuesday, January 30, 2018

Blubby the Blob Ninja


Blubby, formally Jamal Jackson, was a professional backup dancer and choreographer. While working a gig for a popular hip hop artist Jamal was poisoned with Mai Tai mixed with toxic raw sewage. Jamal underwent a hideous mutation, his body liquefying. Cast out from normal society, he decided to use his super blobby powers to protect the innocent and fight evil.
  
Also, he's a ninja.

Tuesday, December 19, 2017

DJ Robo Ninja


Art student and grocery store stockboy by day, after the sun goes down Darrel Swanson fights crime and parties throughout the night. With his experimental robot exoskeleton, DJ Robo Ninja defends the innocent and drops the funky beat all night long.

Saturday, September 2, 2017

Occulapoid



Strange mutations from another galaxy. Occulapoids are a sub-race to the Xarxirix. Eons ago a population of the creatures became isolated in a deep, flooded cavern. As the years passed they diverged physically due to inbreeding and random mutation. When they emerged centuries later the two species had diverged too much and could no longer interbreed.

Sunday, June 18, 2017

Tacoboy


Terry Gonzales was a high school drop out who still lived with his parents at twenty five and didn't have much of a future ahead of him. He managed to find work as a cashier at the El Pollo Chistoso taco stand in downtown Los Angeles. One day a strange glowing meteor collided with the stand, fusing his molecules with a stray taco. Terry vowed to use his super taco powers to protect the weak and innocent, but mostly works as the mascot for the El Pollo Chistoso corporation.

Friday, December 16, 2016

Murry "MeatHead" Marconi


A two bit thug with a record and a bad attitude, Murry "MeatHead" Marconi acted as hired muscle for various supervillians. An accident with a strange matter displacement ray replaced his head with a slab of beef, making his appearance match his namesake. He now sells his super-meat powers to the highest bidder.

Thursday, August 18, 2016

Gloids


Strange creatures from an alternate dimension, the Gloids recently have begun randomly appearing due to tears in the space time continuum. Careful examination of their anatomy and DNA show they are a possible evolutionary offshoot of humanity.

Tuesday, May 24, 2016

Nyarlathotep, The howler in the dark


Nyarlathotep is the only old one who walks the Earth and interacts with mankind. He comes in a thousand forms, and is worshiped by hidden cults across the globe. He enacts the will of the other sleeping old ones, and will one day feast upon mankind.