Sunday, September 25, 2022

Weird Wally


It does a body good.

Friday, May 28, 2021



Bartholemew O'Grauten was a two bit thug with half a brain and a rap sheet a mile wide. During a botched robbery of a scientific laboratory he was caught in the exotic energies of a experimental particle accelerator. The resulting mutation changed his body, giving his flesh the soft consistency of marshmellow, making him near impervious to physical harm. He now uses his super marshmellow-like powers to hire himself out as a henchman to whoever can pay.

Monday, May 25, 2020


The Catanni race comes from a ravaged world. At some point in the ancient past a severe environmental catastrophe wiped out 99% of their population, driving the rest off world or deep underground. This has lead to genetic abnormalities which results in large percentage of newborns with birth defects. Approximately 70% of Catanni are born without limbs, which has lead to advancements in technological exoskeletons.

Although the population has rebounded somewhat, they are still at less than 10% of where their numbers were before the disaster. As such they are loathe to engage in interstellar politics, preferring to remain hidden in isolated communities. They can often be found as mercenaries, traders, or smugglers.

Thursday, May 21, 2020

Cold Guy

A cold themed super villain. Willy Chillson was originally an air conditioner repair man who, after having quite possibly the worst day ever, re-purposes his equipment and begins a life of crime.

Wednesday, May 20, 2020

I'm Sorry Rose Quartz

Apparently all the fandom hates Rose now for some reason.

Tuesday, January 21, 2020

The Hierophant

He who leads the faithful to the worship of the Emperor of the Universe.

Sunday, January 12, 2020

Emperor Zhgurl

The Emperor of the Zhgurl is a being of unfathomable intelligence and power. Untold eons ago it emerged on a small planet in an obscure corner of the galaxy. There it encountered an aboriginal race descended from aquatic predators. There it guided the evolution of this species, spurning advancement, introducing innovation, crushing dissent, until after several thousand years it had shaped the Zhgurl into a tool which can be wielded to crush the Galaxy. 

Friday, December 20, 2019


A plus-sized superhero, with super strength, endurance, and durability.

Friday, December 13, 2019


A strange tribe of bizarre mutants from a remote valley. Generations of inbreeding have created extreme genetic abnormalities which have spread throughout the the entire population.

How they function without their private parts is a mystery.

Saturday, December 7, 2019


The beloved pet of a mad scientist which was injured in a horrible accident, then rebuilt using advanced modern technology. Duckotron uses his cybernetic abilities to protect the innocent and uphold the law.