Tuesday, May 31, 2011
Phfigglygunk is a strange mutant, spawned from the leftover biological material in the bio-vats of the Cristix corporation. Despite his strange appearance, Phfigglygunk has a genius level intellect and has since gone on to write several acclaimed scientific papers on a multitude of subjects.
Monday, May 30, 2011
Crustus is a monster
with very big teeth.
He has lots of cavities
'cause he eats too many sweets.
He brushes them often
At least twice a day,
but they always continue
to slowly rot away.
Posted by Hawanja at 9:24 AM No comments:
Labels: cavities, dental care, gross, teeth, tooth, tooth paste, wtf
Sunday, May 29, 2011
The Quijibpho are a race of squat, duck-billed aliens. They are in fact descended from a flock of ducks who were caught in a vortex while migrating over the Bermuda Triangle. While part of the flock went onto dimensions unknown and eventually evolved into the powerful race of extradimensional beings known as the Cosmic Ducks, the remainder were transported to a far away planet where exotic radiation drastically altered their evolution.
As a holdover from their terrestrial past, the Quijibpho communicate with a series of barks and quacks, which most other races find highly difficult to understand.
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Saturday, May 28, 2011
The elusive Donut Dragon is the bane of highly fattening sugar coated delicious pastries everywhere.
Friday, May 27, 2011
Bezzles are large, flying monstrosities spawned by illegal dumping of radioactive waste. They have been a blight on nearby farming communities and have been known to wipe out entire herds of cattle. The creatures are rather intelligent, and have sucessfully evaded attempts to wipe them out.
Posted by Hawanja at 7:21 AM No comments:
Labels: insect, monster, mutant, toxic waste
Thursday, May 26, 2011
The Callacti are strange creatures descended from desert cactus. Like their distant cousins the Cactus Men, the Callacti are highly xenophobic and avoid outsiders as much as possible.
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Labels: cactus, carnivorous plant
Wednesday, May 25, 2011
Strange hybrid creatures, created as a practical joke by a group of student scientists. The Mousebulbs eventually escaped and took root in the wild, however their tendency to light up made them easy prey for nocturnal predators.
Tuesday, May 24, 2011
Four Nostriled Horse Monkey
A rare creature indeed, the mysterious Four Nostriled Horse Monkey of Cameroon was once considered legend. The creatures are renown for their amazing sense of smell.
Monday, May 23, 2011
Sunday, May 22, 2011
Saturday, May 21, 2011
The Great Prophet Returns
After untold centuries of strife and religious war, the Great Prophet finally returns to his people. Riding his mystical birthday Malla'quat, he flies through the stars delivering the faithful from damnation and putting an end to the atrocities committed in his name.
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Labels: alien, cyclops, prophet, religion, the great prophet
Friday, May 20, 2011
Strange creatures which started appearing in various places in North Africa and the middle east. The titanic creatures grow to 10 feet at the shoulder, with a 30 foot wingspan. They have been named "Elephant flies" by locals due to the elephantine trunk the creature posses.
Thursday, May 19, 2011
Jack "BabyHead" Franklin was born with a strange congenital disease, which resulted in him being little more than a head with arms and legs. Despite his small size BabyHead grew up to be a master criminal, gang leader, and repeat felon. One of his favorite scams is to dress up like a baby in order to gain access to sensitive areas.
Wednesday, May 18, 2011
Flurtles are genetically engineered custom pets created by the Cristix corporation. They are one of the company's early successes. It was not long before the creatures escaped into the wild, however longevity and low birth rates have kept environmental damage to a minimum.
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Labels: custom pet, fox, genetics, turtle
Tuesday, May 17, 2011
Yblicharix are a race of demonic worms, which burrow through the fleshy ground in Hell's lower levels. Although originally not demons themselves, eons upon eons of exposure to dark energies has warped them in ways which cannot be undone. Many of them have begun harvesting souls and graduated into true demonic status.
Monday, May 16, 2011
Sunday, May 15, 2011
Poor little Craterous,
Has boils and zits on his face,
he goes around popping them
all over the place.
His skin is always greasy,
and covered in boils and junk,
His friends get kind of queasy,
when he squeezes out the gunk.
Saturday, May 14, 2011
Smokulus is a creature,
who can only breathe smoke,
his 47 pack-a-day habit,
makes people around him choke.
He smokes so much,
that he can barley breathe,
and simple physical tasks,
make him cough and wheeze.
Posted by Hawanja at 7:14 AM No comments:
Labels: choke, cigarettes, monster, smoke, wtf
Friday, May 13, 2011
Eons ago Scotapoids had humanoid bodies very similar to our own. However dark energies from a nearby rouge quasar spurned an unpredictable side-leap in evolution. Over the course of a few generations the Scotapoid race devolved into the current mass or writhing tentacles they are today. Scotapoid society collapsed as wars broke out between different factions in varying stages of evolution.
Wednesday, May 11, 2011
Breathalous is a jolly fellow
Who if you couldn't tell
Has a very very large mouth
And who's breath really smells.
It smells of dead fish,
bad food, and tooth decay,
so whenever he opens his mouth
all his friends run away.
Posted by Hawanja at 7:25 AM No comments:
Labels: bad breath, gross, odor, smelly, wtf
Tuesday, May 10, 2011
B. Odorous is a pretty worm
Who as far as I can tell
is that she's completely incapable
of noticing her own smell
She takes pride in her appearance
so it's odd, that you would think
That she would take some proactive action
to prevent her awful stink.
Monday, May 9, 2011
Sunday, May 8, 2011
Vomitous is a strange creature
Who lives among the trees
the only problem he has
is he pukes on all he sees
He vomits on the grass
and on the walls, and and sidewalk too,
and if you're standing too close to him
he'll throw up all over you.
Saturday, May 7, 2011
A strange and hideous mutant vegetable gone bad, the Vile Tuber spreads death and destruction wherever he goes. Thankfully the creature's intelligence is low enough that most of his victims are able to outsmart him.
Friday, May 6, 2011
Thursday, May 5, 2011
Merlangrothphs are a race of aquatic humanoids. They are highly intelligent, and have a complex and highly organized society. They prefer to remain segregated from surface dwellers whenever possible, but will occasionally engage in trade for metal goods.
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Wednesday, May 4, 2011
The Flumpus is a breed of larger, lumbering, forest dwelling primates. The creatures have insatiable appetites and spend most of the time searching for food. They will attack any creature who is smaller than them, but are easily frightened.
Tuesday, May 3, 2011
Belial, Crown Prince of Hell
Belial is one of the four crown prices of Hell. He commands over fifty Legions of demons. He bestows honor, titles, and royalty, if the proper sacrifice is made. He seduces the weak by means of arrogance and pride.
Monday, May 2, 2011
Johnny The Nose
Johnny Rothman wanted to be a rockstar, but in real life such dreams never came true. He found some work as a night watchman in the Cristix labs. One night during a break in a strange substance spilled over him. The next morning Johnny found himself mutated beyond recognition. After a period of awkward adjustment Johnny found that his new body gave him super crazy smell powers. Johnny pledged to use his newfound abilities to for truth and justice, but still dreams of being a rockstar.
Sunday, May 1, 2011
Crab Monkeys are strange mutations which began appearing after the first nuclear power plant was built in central Africa. The creatures are hatched from eggs and spend the first part of their lives living in water, only taking to the trees when they reach breeding age. Several populations have been identified, all of which are now under threat from poachers.
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