Strawberry Cat

What more is there to say?

Foogoblah

Strange hyperactive mutants from a highly radioactive planet. Foogoblah are so aptly named as it's a very common sound from their native language, which apparently includes elements of dance, gesture, smell, and taste in addition to sound. Most offworlders find this language very difficult to learn.

Moon Squid

Moon Squids are appropriately named because of their bizarre crescent shape. They inhabit deep caves and canyons, and breed in the dank moisture of underground aquifers.

Gigantica

Lenna Morrisson was the screwed-up kid sister of a promising young scientist. Armed with an experimental growth suit stolen from her older sister's laboratory, she hires herself out as rented muscle to gangs, syndicates, and supervillans of all kinds.

Octobeak

A strange, mutant squid-like alien from another world, the terrible Octobeak travels from planet to planet, and lays waste to all in it's path.

BlockHead

Scorned and humiliated as a child for his extreme birth deformity, the young Charlie Cronch developed a psychopathic disdain for the wellbeing of other people. He eventually found his place in the criminal underworld, as a highly paid strong arm henchman. He comes well prepared.

Slug Bat

Slug Bats are strange aberrations of nature. They have characteristics of bats, mollusks, and primates, but fit nowhere in the established evolutionary taxonomy. Some of the stranger theories include that they are aliens, or are otherwise somehow artificial.

Moon Cat

Moon Cat orbits the Earth
high up in the sky,
dogs and wolves howl at him,
as he slowly drifts by.

Astronauts land on him,
and plant flags as they please,
and have confirmed unequivocally
that he isn't made of cheese.

Atomo

Atomo the World Destroyer is an ancient creature who's name is feared throughout the cosmos. He will come and lay waste to your enemies, for the right price.

Worm Cat

Worm cat squiggles
All throughout the dirt
He always keeps an eye skyward,
on the lookout for the birds.

He spends his time climbing on furniture,
or playing with string, again.
Or you may see him stretched out on the sidewalk
when it's wet, after the rain

EyeGuy

Eyeguy is a monster from the Power Rangers. He had a number of different beam attacks that he could shoot from his various eyes.

Garablurg

A strange type of mutant that suddenly started appearing in the trash dumps and sewer systems around major cities all over the world. Their sudden appearance and bizarre physiology has lead some conspiracy theorists to believe they are extraterrestrial in origin.

Helitail

Murry P. Peterson was the lead singer of a popular rock band "The Flip-Flops." A freak occurrence with a strange, glowing meteorite changed him and his entire band into hideous mutated freaks with strange powers. Renaming themselves "Murry and the Mutants," they play five nights a week to sold out crowds.

Monkey Cat

Monkey cat leaps
and climbs through the trees,
and swings on jungle vines
with the greatest of ease.

He still does the things
that normal cats do
except he likes bananas
mixed with his cat food.

Professor Rex

Professor Rex is the result of a bizarre accident involving a DNA re sequencer and an experimental time machine. The resulting monstrosity combines the brilliance of a world famous scientist with the animal cunning and savagery of the greatest predator the world has ever known.

Hellmower

A lawnmower possessed by an ancient spirit of unspeakable evil, the Hellmower terrorized a small midwestern town, brutally mutilating the sheriff and several other townsfolk, until it was finally destroyed by a group of teenagers.

Or was it?

Glalagalarch

Glalagalarchs are strange mutants which have recently begun appearing in the sewer systems of major American cities on the east coast. They seem to have features of several different unrelated animals.

"Big Ugly" Jackson

Jermia Jackson was a lonely child. Shunned by family and hidden away from the community at large, he stayed indoors mostly, cultivating the few friends brave enough to see past his genetic malformities. It wasn't until high school that he found he had a talent, that a defensive lineman and unstoppable wide receiver for his local football team. 

Jermia is now considered a local hero,makes regular TV appearances, and gives motivational speeches about how to overcome adversity.

DrakeWalker

Drakewalkers are a small, mutated, subspecies of dragon. They start out as immature dragons that never progress past their infant stage, but will eventually live for hundreds of years.

The Glop

Once a mild mannered laundry room attendant, the man known as the Glop transformed into his current hideous state after exposure to a strange experimental laundry detergent. The glop uses his abilities to absorb kinetic energy and eat strange substances to fight crime and stand up for oppressed peoples around the world.

Trioglithon

The Trioglithon is a strange monster that appeared one day from an accident involving a particle accelerator in an underground lab. The creature crawled through to our dimension when an artificial wormhole was created, and clawed it's way up to the surface, leaving death and destruction in it's wake.

Cake Cat

Cake cat is made

of milk and flour

mixed in with eggs, 

and baked for an hour.

He's covered in candles,

and strawberry frosting,

then people eat him.

The end.

Balloono

By day a mild mannered balloon artists working for a traveling circus, at night Earnest Q. Worrington transforms into Balloono with the aid of a magic balloon. He uses his super balloon powers for truth and justice.

Root Baby

Strange mutants which began appearing in local fields after a bio-chemical accident. They seem to have characteristics of both animals and plants, spending the daylight hours buried up to their necks, absorbing nutrients from the soil. At night however they shake themselves free and move across land, searching for protein to supplement their diet.

Carrot Cat

Both living in a salad,
or climbing a tree,
would make Carrot Cat
just as equally happy.

He chases string,
and looks for mice,
and has lots of Vitamin A,
for your poor eyesight.

Gambling Cat

Gambling cat has
only one place to go,
that's down to
the local casino.

He can often be found
in such seedy places,
with his dice, poker chips,
and a pair of aces.

Gurlaskulgs

Gurlaskulgs are a race descended from river dwelling gastropods. They spend the first half of their lives in water as larva, to emerge only when fully mature. Their lack of appendages by which to manipulate tools have left them at a disadvantage, thus they tend to employ personal transport vehicles manufactured by other races.

Rat Tailed Duck Walker

I don't even know.

King of the Monsters - Eifflelyte

Eifflelyte is a monster from the SNK video game, King of the Monsters. He appears to be a mutated human, infected by some kind of alien creature.

(c) SNK Playmore

Attack Cheese

This is what happens when you leave cheese in the fridge for too long.

Pretzel Cat

Pretzel Cat is crunchy,
but he gets confused alot,
because his head is scrunchy,
and tied up in a knot.

He doesn't climb trees, or chase mice
but that's not really his fault
it's because other cats like to lick him,
because he's covered in salt.

Mon-Tiki, god of fire.

Mon-Tiki is the god of fire, of an isolated tribe on a secluded Polynesian island. Whenever his people are threatened he can be summoned to deal out his holy justice.