Cake Cat

Cake cat is made

of milk and flour

mixed in with eggs, 

and baked for an hour.

He's covered in candles,

and strawberry frosting,

then people eat him.

The end.

Gatorcake

Strange mutations which have recently begun appearing in the rivers and waterways next to a large industrial bakery. Unlike normal alligators, the weird creatures live on land, and only venture into the water to feed. The method by which the candles on their backs re-ignite themselves is unknown.

The sudden appearance of these monstrosities have prompted investigations from several branches of law enforcement due to possible illegal dumping of toxic chemicals or waste, however as of yet no indictments have been made.

Muffinoid

Muffinoid is not happy that it is your birthday. He really hates it when people stick things like candles in his head and light them on fire.