Sunday, July 31, 2011
Brain Cats are a small group of highly intelligent felines that posses extremely over-developed brains. In addition to beyond-genius level intellect their immense grey matter gifts them with several different types of psychic abilities. They began as normal cats which were the subjects of illegal experiments. After they escaped, many of them have sought to use their gifts to gain vengeance due to their mistreatment at the hands of mankind.
Saturday, July 30, 2011
Blubloites are a race descended from water borne plants. The multi-colored bulbs on their extremities are organs used to process sunlight in a chemical reaction similar to photosynthesis. The bulbs are often shed, and as the creature ages they grow back less frequently. Older members of the species often wear prosthetic bulbs (especially on their heads) for vanity reasons.
Blubloites are highly territorial, and do not tolerate outsiders on their homeworld except in specially designated areas.
Friday, July 29, 2011
Thursday, July 28, 2011
Flonkey is a big purple dinosaur who has his own kid's TV show. He originally started the show as a way of luring small children into his lair for a quick lunch, but found himself unable to actually eat the kids who showed up. He now enjoys a large media and merchandising empire based on his likeness.
Wednesday, July 27, 2011
Tuesday, July 26, 2011
Slutterbugs are small, squirmy, soft-bodied insects which infest water holes, marshes, and swamps. The insects are notorious for crawling into the nose, ears, or other orifices of it's host animal. There the creature lays it's eggs. When the young hatch they cause unbearable pain as they did their way to the surface.
Monday, July 25, 2011
Straelaclbs are spacefaring barnacle-like creatures. They survive by attaching themselves to rocks and asteroids then absorbing the nutrients within. They actually create their own oxygen internally with a process similar to photosynthesis in terrestrial plants. Straelaclbs can often be found on the hulls of deep space vessels, and must be removed before permanent damage is done.
Sunday, July 24, 2011
Saturday, July 23, 2011
Flamsters are bizarre, mutant hamsters which have recently begun infesting the streets and sewers in major cities around the world. The creatures are unusually intelligent, and organize themselves into raiding parties to hunt prey many times their size. They are usually treated as vermin and exterminated on sight.
Friday, July 22, 2011
Gahdphesh are beings which are especially adapted to live in the dense chemical clouds of gas giants. Their bodies have multiple organs which can be expanded with lighter than air gasses as needed. The Gahdphesh culture has evolved along spiritual and philosophical lines, as their access to hard technology is limited due to the nature of their environment.
Wednesday, July 20, 2011
Sprylights are the spirits of extra-dimensional entities who eons ago found themselves trapped in our pane of existence with no way to return. They wander the landscape, seeking out the rare human being born with "the gift" and able to communicate with them.
Tuesday, July 19, 2011
Monday, July 18, 2011
Trollspiders are like regular spiders,
except huge and overly vile,
The one distinguishing feature they share,
is their big, jaunty, yellow smile.
They often scare those who have,
a deep fear or hatred of spiders,
and the only way to get rid of them,
is to burn the house down with fire.
Sunday, July 17, 2011
Pokeraptors keep a straight face,
their eyes they do not blink,
and will go to great lengths,
to hide what they feel and think.
They often feel like laughing,
crying, or running away,
they feel complicated emotions,
but their outward appearance will never betray.
Saturday, July 16, 2011
Friday, July 15, 2011
The Fuuuuuuuwalker is constantly angry.
He gets mad at every little thing.
The smallest misstep or mistake,
Can send his anger over the brink.
His anger is often uncontrollable,
and into trouble he will get.
And he tells all his friends his rage
with badly drawn comics on the internet.
Thursday, July 14, 2011
Wednesday, July 13, 2011
Tuesday, July 12, 2011
Monday, July 11, 2011
The Malproditix are a type of demons who were originally the darkest of souls. Only the most willingly vile and destitute during life have the chance to join their ranks. They are called "The Betrayers" as they have turned their backs utterly against mankind and all that is good and pure for a pittance in Hell. Their bodies are permanently twisted and pierced. As each of their movements sends them into unknowable agony, and their only release comes from inflicting the same on others. Although they have earned somewhat of a position of respect in the lower demon hierarchies, most Demon Majors treat them little better than cannon fodder. During the many wars in Hell they are often sacrificed first.
Sunday, July 10, 2011
Large, degenerate, cave-man like frogs. Froglins live in loose tribal societies. As young they go through a tadpole stage, and as thus each tribe stakes out a territory near a watery spawning ground. They will defend these territories to the death.
Saturday, July 9, 2011
Trisimians are part of a strange offshoot from the main primate orders. Their two bottom limbs have been fused into one strong leg with a prehensile hand. This bottom leg is specifically adapted to allow Trisimians to quickly navigate the jungle canopy environment they call home.
Friday, July 8, 2011
A freakish mutation created by deranged science gone wrong. The Chainsaw Frog was created on a drunken dare. The resulting monstrosity ran amok and escaped into the city sewers, and has since become an urban legend, with sporadic reports and the occasional blurry photograph.
Thursday, July 7, 2011
Lolhoppers are happy creatures
who are not haughty, or proud
but who fell an overwhelming urge,
at everything to Laugh out Loud.
They'll laugh at the good, the bad, and the ugly
the happy, the sad, and the dull.
They' pull elaborate pranks
and claim they did it for the Lulz.
Wednesday, July 6, 2011
Tanteerts are sentient trees. As they possess very limited locomotion by themselves, they tend to use artificial means to move about. Tanteerts are highly pacifistic, and abhor war in all it's forms. They have very long lifespans compared to other sentients, and have a very long oral history. They tend to be scientists, teachers, or philosophers.
Tuesday, July 5, 2011
Monday, July 4, 2011
A lone deep sea fisherman turned viscous pirate after exposure to sharkmeat tainted by British toxic waste. Captain Sharktooth leads a crew of other bizarre mutations, and is currently wanted in seven different countries.
Saturday, July 2, 2011
When a particularly powerful Demon major is slain, it's vile heart may be so full of hatred and evil that on rare occasions it has been known to survive onwards. This can occur if the demon major in question had collected a large amount of souls. The chaotic energy will reanimate the heart, which through the years can mutate and begin to collect souls of it's own. Although an acorn of the Demon's personality and memories are preserved, the heart will generally think of itself as a separate entity.
Friday, July 1, 2011
Octocats are bizarre mutations, created by accident by a student of experimental biology. The creatures were licensed out to the Cixtrix corporation and sold as designer pets. The venture was a financial failure, as most pet owners considered the creatures "slimy," and "disgusting."