Monday, December 31, 2012

Sauron, god of Hunger

Sauron is the god of hunger. He remains immortal as long as he consumes flesh, of which his many worshipers freely offer of their bodies. In the days before the mad wizard Balsafas imprisoned the gods he ruled over his own wards with tooth and claw, and now he is free to challenge the others for dominion over the entire Urth.

Sauron is a character from the video game Primal Rage. (c) Atari games.

Saturday, December 29, 2012

Blizzard, god of Virtue

Blizzard remained trapped in the heart of a vast glacier, trapped millions of years ago by the wizard Balsafas, until the day came when the great cataclysm awakened him once more. He descended from his high cliffs to engage the other gods in battle, in order to undo the damage done to the Urth and nurture the remnants of mankind.

Blizzard  is a character from the video game Primal Rage. (c) Atari games.

Thursday, December 27, 2012

Armadon, god of Life

Armadon remained sealed within the ground for millions of years, until the great awakening. With renewed purpose, he and his worshipers spread out to challenge the evil gods and protect the new Urth.

Armadon is a character from the video game Primal Rage. (c) Atari Games

Tuesday, December 25, 2012

Diablo, god of Evil

Diablo is the lord of evil and destruction. He rules over an area of the the new Urth called the Inferno, and dwells among the magma spewing volcanoes within.

Diablo is a character from the video game Primal Rage. (c) Atari Games

Sunday, December 23, 2012

Talon, god of Survival

Talon is the god of survival. After the cataclysm that eradicated the great civilizations of man he awoke after millions of years in magical hibernation, to once again protect his Velocisaurus clan.

Talon is a character from the video game Primal Rage. (c) Atari Games

Thursday, December 20, 2012

Dragon Toad

Massive amphibious creatures born out of the unholy union of dragons and giant toads, the Dragon Toad inhabits swamps, wetlands, and marshes. They are equally at home both on land and under water. They are voracious eaters, and will attack any creature unlucky enough to cross their path.

Tuesday, December 18, 2012

Lisa the Zombie

Lisa the Zombie was out clubbing when the apocalypse started.

Sunday, December 16, 2012

Rudy the Un-normal

Rudy was a lab assistant in a top secret experimental hadron collider. The strange energies unleashed by an exotic particle opened up portals to weird dimensions, which transformed Rudy into a bizarre creature.

Rudy made the rounds on the talk show circuit, and published several books. He pulls six figures as a motivational speaker.

Saturday, December 15, 2012


Haboralites are a weird offshoot of humanity which evolved within a secluded valley, in a small pocket dimension. The exotic energies mixed with compound genetic abnormalities have resulted in incredible mutations to where they are no longer recognizable as human. The method as to how this population found itself in such a place remains a mystery.

Thursday, December 13, 2012


Mokulites come from a far away jungle planet filled with many different types of large predators. The creature has evolved it's many faceted vision in order to scan in all directions. The feet are joined into a powerful single stalk, which allows it to leap large distances in order to reach it's dwelling in the jungle canopy.

Tuesday, December 11, 2012

The Bunny Man

The Bunny Man is a strange figure in Urban Legend from Farifax County, Virginia. Tales are told of an escaped mental patient dressed up in a bunny suit who attacked people during the 70s. The attacks took place near the Colchester Overpass, a Southern Railway overpass spanning Colchester Road near Clifton. Colchester Overpass is commonly referred to as "Bunny Man Bridge". Every Halloween hundreds of mystery seekers flock to the area in order to catch a glimpse of the elusive psycopath

Sunday, December 9, 2012


The Mameobaki is a Tsukumogami spawned from a can of beans. Not any can will do, only those which have remain closed for 100 years have the potential to evolve.

Friday, December 7, 2012


Obloggs are a race of semi-bipedal creatures. They live in a series of artificial habitats in an asteroid field, linked together my metallic structures thousands of miles long. Each habitat is heavily defended, and no outsiders are allowed. It is believed the asteroid field is the remains of their home planet, which was destroyed in an interstellar war long ago.

Wednesday, December 5, 2012

Frosty Choco Nugget man

Skippy McPhearson was a happy man who worked at the General Hills cereal corporation. A one in a million chance accident with an experimental emulsifier bonded him on a molecular level with a bowl of Frosty Chunky Choco Nuggets. Skippy vowed to use his newfound chocolate cereal powers to help mankind, but instead just plays a lot of video games.

Monday, December 3, 2012

Zombie Cop

An officer of the law, returned from the dead to feast upon the living.

Saturday, December 1, 2012

Benny the Beard

Benny the Beard
Was a bit weird.
People sneer at him
wherever he goes.

That's probably because
His beard invoked awes
and he wore it
instead of his clothes.

Thursday, November 29, 2012

Zorbek the Glagthok

Zorbek the Glagthok is the last of a once proud warrior race known as the Glagthoks, who at a distant time in the past ruled a vast quantity of the galaxy. He mostly bums around, stays on people's couches, and uses his fame as a z-grade celebrity to earn income on talk shows and book signings.

Tuesday, November 27, 2012


The Loboisph are large, neanderthal-like creatures, currently classed as an "emerging intelligence." They live in loose clan affiliations, and trade simple handcrafted items back and forth.

Sunday, November 25, 2012

Jack the Ripper

Jack the Ripper was a notorious serial killer in London during the latter part of the 19th century. There are thought to be five confirmed murders, although several researchers attribute more. Each victim was killed and mutilated in such a way as to suggest some sort of ritualistic connection.

Friday, November 23, 2012

Rasputin, the Mad Monk

Rasputin was the spiritual adviser to the Russian emperor Nicholas II. Called "The Mad Monk" by his enemies, he was accused of various misdeeds and depravity. He was eventually assassinated in a notorious manner, having been poisoned, shot four times, beaten, and finally drowned. Legend has it that he sat up while his body was cremated.

Wednesday, November 21, 2012

Lord Taco

Lord Taco is a gigantic, bizarre creature, spawned from contaminated taco meat. He ravaged though downtown Los Angeles until finally defeated by the combined efforts of a large group of hungry citizens.

Monday, November 19, 2012


The Globbadoids are a squat race descended from jungle dwelling foraging animals. They live in large herd-like groups, lead by a dominant male.

Saturday, November 17, 2012


Threpraphods are creatures evolved from a school of terrestrial giant squid which were caught in a dimensional rift in the Bermuda Triangle and transported to a different dimension. Exposure to strange alien energies spurned an increase in the creature's evolution, giving them advanced intelligence and psionic powers.

Thursday, November 15, 2012

General Amatar

General Amatar is the leader of the Pan-Galactic confederation, a large coalition of allied planets spanning several galaxies which work together in a loose federation of shared military and economic goals. He is the last of an unknown species whose planet was destroyed by a massive spaceborne entity.

Tuesday, November 13, 2012


Occuloggradytes are massive, primitive, cave-man like cyclopes. They are massive creatures which possess only the most rudimentary intelligence. They live in loose, nomadic tribes, and often war with each other as well as anyone else who intrudes in their territory.

Sunday, November 11, 2012


Scarballs are strange alien entities, described by early explorers as "walking balls of meat." Scarballs have been sighted on several different planets. They have no external sense organs, such as eyes or ears, yet seem capable of perceiving their surroundings with great clarity and detail. Thusfar they seem to adhere to no specific social or behavioral structure. Some have been observed doing seemingly random things, such as repeatedly walking in geometric patterns, or banging themselves into rocks, others tend to group together in large parties and engage in what appear to be ritualistic dances. All attempts at communication have been met with hostility.

Friday, November 9, 2012


The Namahage are ogres in Japanese folklore. As part of a ritual practiced on New Years eve, they go door to door in search of misbehaving children. It is believed they were brought to Japan two thousand years ago by the Emperor of China. The citizens of the Oga region made a wager with the demons, that if they could build a flight of one thousand stone steps in one night, they would receive yearly tribute, but if they failed they would have to leave. As they completed the task a young villager fooled them by imitating the rooster's crow, and thus the Oni left, believing they had failed.

Wednesday, November 7, 2012

Freddy the Freak

Freddy the Freak
has small feet
and six fingers on each hand.

He has red hair, green skin,
and spends his time chillin'
down at the beach in the sand.

Monday, November 5, 2012

Oddra the Odd

Oddra the Odd
Had a very small dog.
Three feet and a eye on a stalk.

She shambled down the street
with her clumsy three left feet
in the land of the happy cyclops.

Friday, November 2, 2012


Scrcrabs are small, scuttling, pseudo-crustaceans. They live in large underground warrens dug into the beaches and hillsides of their native planet.They share a communal existence, free from crime, poverty, inequality, or other social ills which plague most other sentient species.

Wednesday, October 31, 2012

Shadow People

Shadow people are black shadowy figures, often seen from the corner of one's eye. They come in many different shapes and sizes, often seen wearing hoods or hats. There are many theories about what they are or where they come from. Could they be aliens, or creatures from a different dimension?

Monday, October 29, 2012

Vampire Fruit

Strange undead creatures spawned from fruit trees which had grown over a cursed cemetery. The resulting apples and oranges had wings, fangs, long tendril like appendages, and an appetite for human blood.

Saturday, October 27, 2012


Fliguiqs are genetically engineered porcine creatures, created by an insane scientist with domestic problems. Apparently the scientist in question found the motivation to create this airborne species after a particular heated row with his common law wife, after she informed him that a pre-condition for her to make dinner when he came home was "When pigs fly."

Thursday, October 25, 2012


The Sxygoras are a friendly race. The upper half of their bodies contain an endoskeleton and assorted organs akin to most bipedal species, while their lower half terminates in a series of thick tentacles. They are at home in water as well as dry land, and spend the first half of their lives in a juvenile tadpole-like form.

Tuesday, October 23, 2012

Lilian, demon of the night

The Lilian are the followers of Lilith. They soar like screeching carrion birds and feed on the unprotected children of men.

Monday, October 22, 2012

Monique the Freak

She's a freak, Monique
I can hardly speak...

Saturday, October 20, 2012


The Glork are a race of interstellar traders and explorers. They have a method of instant travel between planets which does not use any visible technology. This method is a closely guarded secret, and they have shown a willingness to defend this secret to the death.

Thursday, October 18, 2012


Sythgubs began as an experiment to create primitive artificial life forms in order to aerate soil in large terraforming projects. They soon however escaped into the local environment and established a breeding population, quickly displacing local gubs and worms. The current ecological impact is unknown, however their population levels are rising.

Tuesday, October 16, 2012

Gron the Destroyer

Gron is a gigantic armored beast, who acts as an enforcer for a powerful, dark, extradimenstional entity. He  began his life as a member of an average sized bipedal species, and settled into a life of mundane office work. Years of toil and experimentation with dark magics brought him to the attention of his master. Gron's body was eradicated and his vital organs implanted into a towering 200 ft. tall armored bio-suit. Gron now ravages one planet after another, forever a slave to the will of the dark.

Sunday, October 14, 2012

Carrothead McJackson

Frederick McJackson was a lowly office worker at the Ace vegetable company. During a routine inspection of an experimental hydroponic carrot farm he came into contact with a highly volatile chemical fertilizer. The resulting explosion fused his DNA with that of a carrot, which also granted him superhuman strength and resistance to injury. Carrothead McJackson vowed to use his super carrot powers to protect the innocent and fight evil.

Friday, October 12, 2012

Tomato Monkey

Tomato monkeys are strange mutations which have recently been spotted in the vast forests of Southeast Asia. It is believed the creatures spawned from a troop of local monkeys fed upon wild tomatoes which had grown in a contaminated area.

They have all the usual mating, grooming, and social habits of normal monkeys, but tend to "spoil" as they get older.

Wednesday, October 10, 2012


Aspigrophods are large, multi-tentacled carnivores. They are equally capable of moving swiftly both above and below water, although they prefer semi-aquatic environments. They have a very tough skin and a thick layer of blubber which can deflect munitions of lower caliber.

Monday, October 8, 2012


The Garbblix are a race of marauding insectoid aliens. They have no central unified government, and instead are organized into tribal collectives which often war among themselves. They often raid settlements in the surrounding star systems which have lead to several border wars. Those Garbblix which have left their native territory often can be found as pirates or mercenaries.

Saturday, October 6, 2012


The Scklomach are a race of dessert dwelling creatures. They have specialized tissues which allow them to store large amounts of water for long periods of time. Genetic tests have shown they are distantly related to an isolated group of aliens called the Sun Tribe, although how this may have occurred is still a mystery as both races do not have the capability for interstellar travel.

Thursday, October 4, 2012

Sandwich cat

Sandwich Cat doesn't have,
ticks or worms or fleas,
that's because he's made of,
tomatoes, lettuce, and cheese.

He's still much an ordinary cat,
no matter what you may think,
even though he goes well,
with a side of chips, and a drink.

Tuesday, October 2, 2012


Quchtoquetria are large, prairie and forest dwelling creatures which share characteristics of both insects and reptiles. They are omnivorous, and live in loose nomadic troops. They are designated as an "emerging intelligence" and are protected by most space faring governments.

Sunday, September 30, 2012


Groblishes are small, airborne creatures. They use a from of psychic levitation to fly, their small wings are only used to steer. They inhabit large cities made up of large keeps and towers, designed for easy access for  flying creatures.

Friday, September 28, 2012

Beer Mug Monkey

It's not supposed to make sense.

Wednesday, September 26, 2012


Sloggharsks are strange, stumpy carnivores. They most often dredge the shoals and tidepools among the coast looking for small prey.

Monday, September 24, 2012


A race descended from land-borne squids. The Xarxirix have no bones or other "hard" parts in their anatomy. This allows them to squeeze through very small holes and cracks. Their cities and dwelling spaces are often designed with this in mind, with minute twisting passages which serve to allow them passage but exclude everyone else.