Wednesday, October 31, 2012
Shadow people are black shadowy figures, often seen from the corner of one's eye. They come in many different shapes and sizes, often seen wearing hoods or hats. There are many theories about what they are or where they come from. Could they be aliens, or creatures from a different dimension?
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Labels: shadow people
Monday, October 29, 2012
Strange undead creatures spawned from fruit trees which had grown over a cursed cemetery. The resulting apples and oranges had wings, fangs, long tendril like appendages, and an appetite for human blood.
Saturday, October 27, 2012
Fliguiqs are genetically engineered porcine creatures, created by an insane scientist with domestic problems. Apparently the scientist in question found the motivation to create this airborne species after a particular heated row with his common law wife, after she informed him that a pre-condition for her to make dinner when he came home was "When pigs fly."
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Labels: pigs, science, when pigs fly
Thursday, October 25, 2012
The Sxygoras are a friendly race. The upper half of their bodies contain an endoskeleton and assorted organs akin to most bipedal species, while their lower half terminates in a series of thick tentacles. They are at home in water as well as dry land, and spend the first half of their lives in a juvenile tadpole-like form.
Tuesday, October 23, 2012
Lilian, demon of the night
The Lilian are the followers of Lilith. They soar like screeching carrion birds and feed on the unprotected children of men.
Monday, October 22, 2012
Monique the Freak
Saturday, October 20, 2012
The Glork are a race of interstellar traders and explorers. They have a method of instant travel between planets which does not use any visible technology. This method is a closely guarded secret, and they have shown a willingness to defend this secret to the death.
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Labels: alien, green, little green man
Thursday, October 18, 2012
Sythgubs began as an experiment to create primitive artificial life forms in order to aerate soil in large terraforming projects. They soon however escaped into the local environment and established a breeding population, quickly displacing local gubs and worms. The current ecological impact is unknown, however their population levels are rising.
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Labels: artificial, worm
Tuesday, October 16, 2012
Gron the Destroyer
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Labels: alien, brain, destroyer, extradimensional, kaiju
Sunday, October 14, 2012
Frederick McJackson was a lowly office worker at the Ace vegetable company. During a routine inspection of an experimental hydroponic carrot farm he came into contact with a highly volatile chemical fertilizer. The resulting explosion fused his DNA with that of a carrot, which also granted him superhuman strength and resistance to injury. Carrothead McJackson vowed to use his super carrot powers to protect the innocent and fight evil.
Friday, October 12, 2012
Tomato monkeys are strange mutations which have recently been spotted in the vast forests of Southeast Asia. It is believed the creatures spawned from a troop of local monkeys fed upon wild tomatoes which had grown in a contaminated area.
They have all the usual mating, grooming, and social habits of normal monkeys, but tend to "spoil" as they get older.
Wednesday, October 10, 2012
Aspigrophods are large, multi-tentacled carnivores. They are equally capable of moving swiftly both above and below water, although they prefer semi-aquatic environments. They have a very tough skin and a thick layer of blubber which can deflect munitions of lower caliber.
Monday, October 8, 2012
Saturday, October 6, 2012
The Scklomach are a race of dessert dwelling creatures. They have specialized tissues which allow them to store large amounts of water for long periods of time. Genetic tests have shown they are distantly related to an isolated group of aliens called the Sun Tribe, although how this may have occurred is still a mystery as both races do not have the capability for interstellar travel.
Thursday, October 4, 2012
Sandwich Cat doesn't have,
ticks or worms or fleas,
that's because he's made of,
tomatoes, lettuce, and cheese.
He's still much an ordinary cat,
no matter what you may think,
even though he goes well,
with a side of chips, and a drink.
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Tuesday, October 2, 2012
Quchtoquetria are large, prairie and forest dwelling creatures which share characteristics of both insects and reptiles. They are omnivorous, and live in loose nomadic troops. They are designated as an "emerging intelligence" and are protected by most space faring governments.
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