Sunday, September 30, 2012
Groblishes are small, airborne creatures. They use a from of psychic levitation to fly, their small wings are only used to steer. They inhabit large cities made up of large keeps and towers, designed for easy access for flying creatures.
Friday, September 28, 2012
Beer Mug Monkey
Wednesday, September 26, 2012
Sloggharsks are strange, stumpy carnivores. They most often dredge the shoals and tidepools among the coast looking for small prey.
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Monday, September 24, 2012
A race descended from land-borne squids. The Xarxirix have no bones or other "hard" parts in their anatomy. This allows them to squeeze through very small holes and cracks. Their cities and dwelling spaces are often designed with this in mind, with minute twisting passages which serve to allow them passage but exclude everyone else.
Saturday, September 22, 2012
Helicat can use
his propeller hat to fly
and soar like a bird
way up in the sky.
He doesn't know
what each day will bring
but he still likes to play
with a laser pointer, and string.
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Labels: cat, helicopter, kitty, wtf
Thursday, September 20, 2012
Krepellietes are a race of winged nocturnal creatures which live in deep cave systems on their native planet. Their spongy bodies allow them to crawl through narrow cracks and crevices in search of prey.
Tuesday, September 18, 2012
Bugalwallaps are slimy little creatures which live in large underwater communities. They begin life as part of a gigantic bio-mass, upon which small buds form and separate. After several years of lying dormant the buds develop into adolescent Bugalwallaps.
Sunday, September 16, 2012
Splooky the manic clown
Splooky the clown
is out of his mind.
He's crazier than both Hitler,
and Charles Manson, combined.
He'll stab you in the back
until you are dead,
because he's completely
out of his head.
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Labels: clown, insane, killer clown
Friday, September 14, 2012
Wednesday, September 12, 2012
The Gubloch is a lonely creature, the last of a race which once spanned the galaxy. Endowed with a lifespan which has stretched over thousands of years, he has long since forgotten who he is or where he came from, and has dedicated his life to finding the origins of his race, and if there are any other survivors.
He is very fond of cheese sandwiches.
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Labels: alien, green, last survivor
Monday, September 10, 2012
The Bunniroach is the bizarre combination of a cockroach and bunny rabbit by a deranged scientific mind. The creatures have recently escaped and have been breeding at an alarming, uncontrollable rate.
Saturday, September 8, 2012
Wednesday, September 5, 2012
Menphibians are hyperintelligent amphibian creatures evolved from swamp dwelling frogs. They have formed a loose knit society and use their latent psychic powers to engage in acts of sabotage to prevent human development into their territory.
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Labels: frog, hyperintelligent, mutant, swamp
Monday, September 3, 2012
Kerry the Krackhead
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