Sunday, September 30, 2012


Groblishes are small, airborne creatures. They use a from of psychic levitation to fly, their small wings are only used to steer. They inhabit large cities made up of large keeps and towers, designed for easy access for  flying creatures.

Friday, September 28, 2012

Beer Mug Monkey

It's not supposed to make sense.

Wednesday, September 26, 2012


Sloggharsks are strange, stumpy carnivores. They most often dredge the shoals and tidepools among the coast looking for small prey.

Monday, September 24, 2012


A race descended from land-borne squids. The Xarxirix have no bones or other "hard" parts in their anatomy. This allows them to squeeze through very small holes and cracks. Their cities and dwelling spaces are often designed with this in mind, with minute twisting passages which serve to allow them passage but exclude everyone else.

Saturday, September 22, 2012


Helicat can use
his propeller hat to fly
and soar like a bird
way up in the sky.

He doesn't know
what each day will bring
but he still likes to play
with a laser pointer, and string.

Thursday, September 20, 2012


Krepellietes are a race of winged nocturnal creatures which live in deep cave systems on their native planet. Their spongy bodies allow them to crawl through narrow cracks and crevices in search of prey.

Tuesday, September 18, 2012


Bugalwallaps are slimy little creatures which live in large underwater communities. They begin life as part of a gigantic bio-mass, upon which small buds form and separate. After several years of lying dormant the buds develop into adolescent Bugalwallaps.

Sunday, September 16, 2012

Splooky the manic clown

Splooky the clown
is out of his mind.
He's crazier than both Hitler,
and Charles Manson, combined.

He'll stab you in the back
until you are dead,
because he's completely
out of his head.

Friday, September 14, 2012


Wusckratts are small, malformed, six legged creatures which make their homes in large burrows. There is evidence that they are the remnants of what was once a sentient species, which had devolved over several millennia.

Wednesday, September 12, 2012


The Gubloch is a lonely creature, the last of a race which once spanned the galaxy. Endowed with a lifespan which has stretched over thousands of years, he has long since forgotten who he is or where he came from, and has dedicated his life to finding the origins of his race, and if there are any other survivors.

He is very fond of cheese sandwiches.

Monday, September 10, 2012


The Bunniroach is the bizarre combination of a cockroach and bunny rabbit by a deranged scientific mind. The creatures have recently escaped and have been breeding at an alarming, uncontrollable rate.

Saturday, September 8, 2012


RotRat is a bizarre mutant created when an ordinary sewer rat came into contact with an exotic radioactive substance. RotRat found himself many times larger and more intelligent than others of his kind, with multiple limbs that allowed him to climb virtually any surface. RotRat used his new found powers to form his own personal kingdom under the city streets.

Wednesday, September 5, 2012


Menphibians are hyperintelligent amphibian creatures evolved from swamp dwelling frogs. They have formed a loose knit society and use their latent psychic powers to engage in acts of sabotage to prevent human development into their territory.

Monday, September 3, 2012

Kerry the Krackhead

Crack is bad for you, kids.