Monday, December 31, 2012
Sauron, god of Hunger
Sauron is the god of hunger. He remains immortal as long as he consumes flesh, of which his many worshipers freely offer of their bodies. In the days before the mad wizard Balsafas imprisoned the gods he ruled over his own wards with tooth and claw, and now he is free to challenge the others for dominion over the entire Urth.
Sauron is a character from the video game Primal Rage. (c) Atari games.
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Labels: dinosaur, Primal Rage, tyrannosaurus rex, video game
Saturday, December 29, 2012
Blizzard, god of Virtue
Blizzard remained trapped in the heart of a vast glacier, trapped millions of years ago by the wizard Balsafas, until the day came when the great cataclysm awakened him once more. He descended from his high cliffs to engage the other gods in battle, in order to undo the damage done to the Urth and nurture the remnants of mankind.
Blizzard is a character from the video game Primal Rage. (c) Atari games.
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Labels: ape, Blizzard, cold, gorilla, ice, Primal Rage, video game
Thursday, December 27, 2012
Armadon, god of Life
Armadon remained sealed within the ground for millions of years, until the great awakening. With renewed purpose, he and his worshipers spread out to challenge the evil gods and protect the new Urth.
Armadon is a character from the video game Primal Rage. (c) Atari Games
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Labels: Armadon, dinosaur, fan art, Primal Rage, video game
Tuesday, December 25, 2012
Diablo, god of Evil
Diablo is a character from the video game Primal Rage. (c) Atari Games
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Labels: Diablo, dinosaur, fan art, lava, magma, Primal Rage, video game
Sunday, December 23, 2012
Talon, god of Survival
Talon is the god of survival. After the cataclysm that eradicated the great civilizations of man he awoke after millions of years in magical hibernation, to once again protect his Velocisaurus clan.
Talon is a character from the video game Primal Rage. (c) Atari Games
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Labels: dinosaur, kaiju, Primal Rage, survival, Talon, video game
Thursday, December 20, 2012
Massive amphibious creatures born out of the unholy union of dragons and giant toads, the Dragon Toad inhabits swamps, wetlands, and marshes. They are equally at home both on land and under water. They are voracious eaters, and will attack any creature unlucky enough to cross their path.
Tuesday, December 18, 2012
Lisa the Zombie
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Sunday, December 16, 2012
Rudy the Un-normal
Rudy was a lab assistant in a top secret experimental hadron collider. The strange energies unleashed by an exotic particle opened up portals to weird dimensions, which transformed Rudy into a bizarre creature.
Rudy made the rounds on the talk show circuit, and published several books. He pulls six figures as a motivational speaker.
Saturday, December 15, 2012
Haboralites are a weird offshoot of humanity which evolved within a secluded valley, in a small pocket dimension. The exotic energies mixed with compound genetic abnormalities have resulted in incredible mutations to where they are no longer recognizable as human. The method as to how this population found itself in such a place remains a mystery.
Thursday, December 13, 2012
Mokulites come from a far away jungle planet filled with many different types of large predators. The creature has evolved it's many faceted vision in order to scan in all directions. The feet are joined into a powerful single stalk, which allows it to leap large distances in order to reach it's dwelling in the jungle canopy.
Tuesday, December 11, 2012
The Bunny Man
The Bunny Man is a strange figure in Urban Legend from Farifax County, Virginia. Tales are told of an escaped mental patient dressed up in a bunny suit who attacked people during the 70s. The attacks took place near the Colchester Overpass, a Southern Railway overpass spanning Colchester Road near Clifton. Colchester Overpass is commonly referred to as "Bunny Man Bridge". Every Halloween hundreds of mystery seekers flock to the area in order to catch a glimpse of the elusive psycopath
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Labels: axe, axe murderer, Bunny man, Colchester, crazy, Fairfax county, psycho, serial killer, urban legend, Virginia
Sunday, December 9, 2012
The Mameobaki is a Tsukumogami spawned from a can of beans. Not any can will do, only those which have remain closed for 100 years have the potential to evolve.
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Labels: beans, japan, Tsukumogami
Friday, December 7, 2012
Obloggs are a race of semi-bipedal creatures. They live in a series of artificial habitats in an asteroid field, linked together my metallic structures thousands of miles long. Each habitat is heavily defended, and no outsiders are allowed. It is believed the asteroid field is the remains of their home planet, which was destroyed in an interstellar war long ago.
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Labels: alien, green, little green man, war
Wednesday, December 5, 2012
Frosty Choco Nugget man
Skippy McPhearson was a happy man who worked at the General Hills cereal corporation. A one in a million chance accident with an experimental emulsifier bonded him on a molecular level with a bowl of Frosty Chunky Choco Nuggets. Skippy vowed to use his newfound chocolate cereal powers to help mankind, but instead just plays a lot of video games.
Monday, December 3, 2012
Saturday, December 1, 2012
Benny the Beard
Benny the Beard
Was a bit weird.
People sneer at him
wherever he goes.
That's probably because
His beard invoked awes
and he wore it
instead of his clothes.
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