Tuesday, July 31, 2012


A giant robot shark created by a power mad scientist hell bent on world domination.

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Sunday, July 29, 2012


Babyclops only has
one big central eye,
Which most of the time,
works out just fine.

Too bad for him
He can't go to the movies,
because everything they play
is showing in 3D.

Friday, July 27, 2012


Mufflegluffs are strange mutants which emerged from the wilderness in large numbers. They seem to have characteristics of tree dwelling mammals along with insect and cephalopod traits. Mufflegluffs are generally friendly, but are highly protective of each other, and will resort to violence to protect themselves.

Wednesday, July 25, 2012

The Bogeyman

The Bogeyman is a frightening monster invoked by parents world wide to frighten their misbehaving children. He is usually depicted as a beast or ogre of some kind, although the visage of a psychotic old man is also not uncommon. One feature found in the legends of many countries is the large sack he carries, which to kidnap naughty children and take them away.

Monday, July 23, 2012


Skuggs are a race of skeleton people who live in their own city called Skuggtown. They are not true undead, as they were never alive in the first place.

Saturday, July 21, 2012

Bloody Mary

Bloody Mary is a ghost who appears to those foolish enough to summon her. She can be brought forth by calling her name in a dark room or a room lit by candle light while staring into a mirror. Young women who are brave enough to invoke her spirit may be able to catch a glimpse of their future husband's face. Those who endure the ritual may find themselves the victim of strange cuts or bruises.

Thursday, July 19, 2012

Sausage Cat

When Sausage Cat falls,
He always lands on his feet,
even though he's stuffed
with different kinds of meat.

Tuesday, July 17, 2012


A Rottentail is an undead rabbit, brought back to unlife by the machinations of dark sorcery. They can also be formed in the wild by those rabbits who build their warrens in or around cursed graveyards.

Monday, July 16, 2012


Mugglubborts are short, squat humanoids descended from swamp dwelling amphibians. Their earth-toned skin with it's varied bumps and protuberances act as camouflage to keep them hidden in the muddy shoals of their natural environment. Mugglubborts are classified as a Type 0 emerging intelligence.

Thursday, July 12, 2012

Toast Monkey

Toast Monkey is
rarely seen by man.
He tastes really good
with butter and jam.

Tuesday, July 10, 2012


Slimebucket doesn't wear
pants or shoes,
but his head is filled
with disgusting goo.

Sunday, July 8, 2012


I think the title says it all.

Wednesday, July 4, 2012

Guacamole cat

Guacamole cat goes well with a cerveza and lime.

Monday, July 2, 2012

The Grontch

The Grontch is a large green creature with superhuman strength and stamina. His origin is lost to time, but he is so old that he cannot even remember himself where he came from. Hunted and shamed for his bizarre appearance, he often seeks solitude, but has been known to use his abilities for the greater good.