Showing posts with label weird. Show all posts
Showing posts with label weird. Show all posts

Thursday, August 18, 2016

Gloids


Strange creatures from an alternate dimension, the Gloids recently have begun randomly appearing due to tears in the space time continuum. Careful examination of their anatomy and DNA show they are a possible evolutionary offshoot of humanity.

Wednesday, June 18, 2014

Glalagalarch


Glalagalarchs are strange mutants which have recently begun appearing in the sewer systems of major American cities on the east coast. They seem to have features of several different unrelated animals.

Monday, November 25, 2013

Gleep


Gleeps are meek,
as they walk down the street,
they have creepy hands,
that double as feet.

Saturday, December 1, 2012

Benny the Beard


Benny the Beard
Was a bit weird.
People sneer at him
wherever he goes.

That's probably because
His beard invoked awes
and he wore it
instead of his clothes.

Monday, October 22, 2012

Monique the Freak


She's a freak, Monique
I can hardly speak...

Tuesday, September 18, 2012

Bugalwallap


Bugalwallaps are slimy little creatures which live in large underwater communities. They begin life as part of a gigantic bio-mass, upon which small buds form and separate. After several years of lying dormant the buds develop into adolescent Bugalwallaps.

Saturday, January 28, 2012

Ixtphixadila


The Ixtphixadila are a race made of a bizarre, mismatch of different body parts. Ixtphixadila do not share any common morphology, and can be found with any number of arms, legs, eyes, ears, tentacles, etc. Close examination of their genome by scientists shows evidence in the recent past of heavy genetic manipulation.

Thursday, September 29, 2011

Moscoloid

Moscoloids are a strange species which defy classification. They have soft bodies which through a certain adaptation they are able to squeeze into very small spaces. As the creatures age they change color. They start as a bright yellow as infants, then slowly changing to a dark red, then ultimately a deep purple hue.

Sunday, September 25, 2011

Obbs

Obbs are strange, spherical creatures, with two legs and one long arm that protrudes from the tops of their heads. Their single arm is long and flexible, and can extend for a considerable distance. Obbs are a planet-wide species, and have many different cultures with a wide variety of philosophies, religions, societies, and levels of technologies.

Saturday, July 16, 2011

Kbolnik

Kbolniks are strange, grassland dwelling creatures. The lower hind legs have fuzed together into a spring-like appendage, which allows them to quickly bound over vast distances and outrun predators.

Thursday, March 3, 2011

Glibberites

Glibberites come from a planet similar to Earth, with a wide variety of environments. They have the ability to independently control each of their four eyestalks and can thus look in multiple directions at once. Glibberites usually find employment as lifeguards, scouts, traffic cops, and air traffic controllers.

Saturday, December 4, 2010

Gibblambu

Gibblambu are strange, energetic, mindless eating machines. They begin as small larva, indistinguishable from ordinary harmless caterpillars. They then enter a seven year long pupate stage, where the creature's mass increases by 500%. After hatching the resulting monstrosity is capable of eating double it's body weight every hour. The creatures embark on an orgy of untold destruction, after which mating is accomplished and all adults promptly die off. Swarms of Gibblambu follow the seven year breeding cycle, which cause untold ecological damage.

Friday, February 5, 2010

Gugalite

Gugalites are bizarre subterranean dwellers, that live in deep caverns miles below the surface of the Earth. Despite their strange appearance they are quite intelligent, and have been known to maintain fish populations in vast underground lakes and to grow certain types of phosphorescent algae as a food and light source. There have been several incidents of deep oil well drillers encroaching upon their settlements, of which the Gugalites consider a hostile encroachment upon their territory.

Thursday, September 24, 2009

Pizza Fish


Sometimes a fish is just a fish.

Unless it's a pizza.