Sunday, July 14, 2019

Meat Man


Chuck Tucker was an ordinary butcher working in a chain grocery store, when his store received a shipment of beef tainted by the Fukushima nuclear meltdown. A very tasty meat cassorole later and Chuck awoke to find himself mutated beyond all recognition. He now uses his super meat powers to fight for truth, justice, and the rights of meatlovers everywhere.

Monday, June 10, 2019

Beardopus


Born a soldier in ancient Sparta, the man who would be known as Beardopus. After he was visited by the mighty Zeus in a vision during a fever dream, he embarked on a quest to the ends of the Earth to gain ultimate power. Years later after slaying many beasts and enduring many trials, he was finally rewarded with the ring of power, which endowed him the beard of the Gods.

Saturday, June 8, 2019

Skuttler


Skuttlers are semi-autonomous creations, animated by arcane occult magics to be used as servants. They have a small modicum of free will, but are unable to make anything but the simplest decisions.