Saturday, April 30, 2011


The CatBat is a freakish monstrosity spawned from the unholy union of a giant Sumatran vampire bat and a common ordinary house cat. The resulting creature was wildly ferocious and untamed. The CatBat's bite has been shown to carry 147 different kinds of dangerous bacteria. Most authorities have orders to shoot the creatures on sight.

Friday, April 29, 2011


Octodogs are the result of a bizarre garage experiment by a young amateur scientist. Octopus and Dog DNA were recombined in such a way as to form a strange crossbreed. The creature proved to be extremely popular as pets and soon were bred and sold nationwide.

Thursday, April 28, 2011

Toaster Kitteh

Some things are better left unsaid.

Wednesday, April 27, 2011


Itchyothids are bipedal fish-men. They live in loose, nomadic "schools" which travel along the ocean floors of their home planet. Itchyothids are capable of staying for a limited time out of water, but remain in danger of their skin drying out if away for too long.

Tuesday, April 26, 2011


Momuks are a race which evolved on a planet that orbits a dim blue star. They have evolved extremely efficient eyes, so much that they must wear protective eyegear when traveling off planet. They are generally seen to have a depressive or gloomy disposition by other races.

Monday, April 25, 2011


Galbonops are loud, bipedal amphibians. The creatures have insatiable appetites and are capable of eating twice their own body weight per day. They are known for lacking any sense of nuance or subtly, often shouting at the tops of their lungs in any given conversation.

Sunday, April 24, 2011


The Twinkisaur is a gigantic freakish mutation spawned from an accident involving experimental radiation and a common cream-filled pastry snack. The resulting mutation broke out of the lab, grew to immeasurable size, and wreaked untold havoc on the city at large until finally defeated.

Saturday, April 23, 2011


The Arathorachrix are hellish scorpions, created by combining particularly egregious souls who's sin is betrayal. As they have squandered the trust of those in life, thus will they forever sting those in the inferno. The Arathorachrix are often kept as instruments of torture.

Friday, April 22, 2011


The Phlubarix are a race from a far away planet. The creatures have very developed eyesight, and are capable of viewing into the infrared portion of the spectrum. They are a highly aggressive species, although they are considered physically weak by most races. They are natural hunters, and will often travel great lengths to acquire trophies.

Thursday, April 21, 2011


Mouthtraps are large carnivorous plants which exhibit a full range of movement. They are generally rooted to one spot but have been observed exhibiting limited locomotion. The creatures are notorious for devouring any small enough creature that comes within distance. Some farmers have been illegally cultivating the creatures as a method of organic pest control.

Wednesday, April 20, 2011


Anglersaurs are the result of a weird mutation combining both anglerlfish and plesiosaur DNA. The creatures are believed to have been spawned in the toxic radioactive soup due to years of illegal dumping off the coast of Somalia.

Tuesday, April 19, 2011


Ohpelapods are bizarre mutations which recently began appearing off of Japan's northwest coast. It has not yet been determined what exactly caused this mutation, although authorities have not yet ruled out recent nuclear accidents. The creatures seem to possess a mixture of fish, sea slug, octopus, and shark DNA. Ohpelapods so far have been shown to be highly aggressive, and their impact on the ecology of the area is unknown.

Monday, April 18, 2011


The Sphintilix are strange, sand-dwelling, fleshy arachnids which inhabit the desert wastelands of a faraway planet. The creature's six eyes are capable of looking in multiple directions at once in order to spot predators from different attack vectors. They are often harvested for their eggs, meat, and as pets, and have thus spread to several dozen worlds.

Sunday, April 17, 2011

Oeillet, prince of Temptation

Oeillet is a prince in the hierarchy of hell told to Soeur Madeleine de Demandoix in the early 17th century by the demon Baalberith. He is Prince of the Archangels, tempts men with cruelty and mercilessness toward the poor. He enjoys tempting men of the cloth away from their vows.

Saturday, April 16, 2011


Adepts are exceptionally gifted demons minor who study the dark arts with fanaticism. They are often kept on retainer by the higher demon lords, and act as sargents, lieutenants, spellcasters, and majordomos. It is not unheard of for a particularly crafty adept to manipulate events and elevate themselves to Demon Major status.

Friday, April 15, 2011


In Irish folklore the Bruckee is a huge carnivorous badger-like creature, the size of a large bear. It is known for living in or near large bodies of water and devouring entire herds of cattle.

Thursday, April 14, 2011

ChickenHead Jackson

Fredrick Jackson was an amateur magician who mainly worked small clubs and children's parties. Feeling that he needed something to spice up his act, Fredrick started researching the dark magics of the ancient elder gods. He accidently found himself at the center of a powerful mystical vortex after attempting to combine an elaborate incantation to the chthonic underworld deity Hecate with making a chicken disappear. Jackson emerged from the vortex as a new being, part man, part chicken, and vowed to use his new chicken powers to help mankind and fight evil.

He still does children's parties, on occasion.

Wednesday, April 13, 2011


The Eliblixix are a race of semi-humanoids evolved from swamp dwelling reptile-like creatures. The multiple eyestalks originally allowed them to peek above the surface of the water or above tall grasses while remaining hidden. As a whole their species is generally peaceful but suffers from extensive violent social problems due to their predatory past.

Tuesday, April 12, 2011


SmileFists are strange, nonsensical beings who evolved from thoughtforms on a higher dimensional plane. They are seemingly able to read minds, and all work towards an unknown agenda.

Monday, April 11, 2011


The Skizzix are a tribe of small, carnivorous humanoids which inhabit a densely forested planet. They are known for being very mischievous, and for their elaborate pitfalls and traps.

Sunday, April 10, 2011


Infernal rodents, twisted and mutated through millions of years of exposure to dark magics and evil energy. HellRats swarm by the millions through the infernal cities, dungeons, and palaces in all levels of Hell, living off the detritus, waste, and carnage. They have been known to swarm and devour any stray demon or soul who ventures too far into the myrid tunnels or catacombs without adequate protection. They are a primary food source for most demons and souls, although most just exterminate them as vermin.

Saturday, April 9, 2011


Selenites are forest dwelling humanoids who have hunter-gatherer technology and a very elaborate polytheistic culture. Selenties have two arms, which branch into four fore-arms a the elbow joint, which allows the humanoids to quickly scale the large trees of their forest home. Most of the time not obtaining food is spent undertaking elaborate religious rituals.

Friday, April 8, 2011


A Lizitchzu is a designer pet created using genetic material from a Shitzu and Iguana. The resulting creature is incredibly friendly and loyal, and also loves water and sunbathing for extended periods of time.

Thursday, April 7, 2011


Schufphelites are plant-like entities evolved from large alien sunflowers. Unlike most plant-based entities they are somewhat aggressive, and have formed a small empire across several different planets

Wednesday, April 6, 2011


Glubberites are a race which evolved from cliff dwelling herbivores. Their unique three legged body design allows them to climb the rocky cliffs of their homeworld with ease, although they are somewhat handicapped when walking on level ground.

Tuesday, April 5, 2011

Soul worm

Soul worms are crafted from those who were truly cruel and manipulative in life. As they used their position and power to manipulate others unfairly in life thus are they condemned to crawl eternally along their bellies, at the bottom of Hell's food chain. Higher demon lords often use them as cattlefeed.

Monday, April 4, 2011

Carrion Slug

Carrion Slug are among the small group of rare mollusks to inhabit Hell. As the infernal planes are nearly devoid of water, the slugs have taken to using other liquids to obtain moisture. The creatures will slowly swarm on a sleeping demon or soul and rapidly drain it of all blood, leaving a withered husk in the morning. They are generally regarded as pests and are exterminated on sight, although several demon species enjoy feasting upon them, usually raw.

Sunday, April 3, 2011

Moloch, the King of Shame

Moloch was a competing god who was worshiped by the ancient Israelites. Moloch's chief ritual seemed to be the sacrifice of children. Rabbinic commentary states that this was done by inserting the child into a the hands of a large brass statue, under which a brazier heated the statue until the victim was burned to death. Greek and Roman accounts from the same era describe similar rituals all over the ancient world.

In the Christian era Moloch became a demon, as a prince of Hell. He delights in stealing children and making mothers weep. The name "Moloch" has become symbolic of anything which demands unusually high sacrifice.

Saturday, April 2, 2011

Infernal Locusts

A species of large, carnivorous insect which infest the multiple battlefields in Hell. After major battles they often swarm to feed upon the carnage, afterwhich they usually must be culled to keep them under control. Most demons actually consider the hellish insects to be a rare delicacy.

In the book of Revelations the swarm is released upon mankind under the command of Abbadon, lord of the pit.

Friday, April 1, 2011

Infernal Bore

Infernal Bores are a breed of Blood Ticks which are bred for their strange mind control abilities. The creatures bore into the back of the skull and render their victims high susceptible to suggestion. This is effective against demon and soul alike. If the Infernal Bore is not quickly removed it will implant it's host with it's eggsack, after which the young hatch and the victim is consumed from the inside out.