Friday, August 31, 2012

Terebikuchi


A tsukumogami evolved from an old television set. The Terebikuchi often preys upon those who sit too close to it.

Wednesday, August 29, 2012

Puguwoo


The Puguwoos are small animals bred to be pets, although several races also use them as a food source. They were originally marketed by entrepreneurs within the Schufphelite empire, however their popularity has spread them across the galaxy. They are known for their friendly dispositions, their extreme loyalty, and their tender meat.

Monday, August 27, 2012

Mr. Egg


Eggs are not good for you.

Saturday, August 25, 2012

Zonko the Zombie Clown


Zonko the clown,
lived under the big top,
Until one day,
from the tightrope he did drop.

Now he has squeaky shoes,
and a fake nose which is red,
and makes funny balloon animals for children,
even though he's dead.

Thursday, August 23, 2012

Kalabraritt


The Kalabraritt are a race which in habit deep space. They have long lost their homeworld, and roam the universe in a fleet of giant worldships. The lack of a sufficient genetic base has lead to a large instance of congenital birth defects, which has lead to experimentation with genetic engineering.

Tuesday, August 21, 2012

Floober


Floobers are a race of small, stocky, green creatures which live in plains and grasslands. Their peculiar green color and leafy structures are on their heads tell of their ancestry from gourd-like vegetables. Floobers are known for their complete lack of a sense of humor.

Sunday, August 19, 2012

Mossolite


Mossolites are creatures which live in swamps and bogs. Their moss-like covering is an evolutionary adaptation which allows them to remain camouflaged in their preferred environments. Mossolites live a nomadic existence. They are capable of moving through thick undergrowth without making much noise, which allow them to hunt and migrated with impunity.

Friday, August 17, 2012

Hexaflig


Hexafligs are a breed of mutant swine, spawned from pigs fed radioactive slop. The creatures are twice the size of normal hogs, and have become a delicacy in certain high-end restaurant.

Wednesday, August 15, 2012

Funquat


Freddie Funquat was surfer beach bum who didn't have much of a future, until one day while out catching some waves he found himself tangled in a patch of radioactive seaweed. As he was dragged down the ocen bottom Freddie didn't drown, but instead found himself mutated into a strange green creature capable of breathing underwater. Freddie used his new found aquatic prowess to become a worldwide champion surfer and obtain untold fame and riches.

Monday, August 13, 2012

Phibgibblefink


Phibgibblefinks are a race of short warm blooded reptiles with three eyes and four tentacle-like arms. They are a space faring race with a small sphere of influence that encompasses several mineral rich asteroid belts. They are known for their extremely complicated language, which contains some four hundred and seventeen thousand consonant and vowel sounds in multiple polymorphic combinations.

Saturday, August 11, 2012

Zombie Cat


Zombie cat at night
rises from his grave
and shambles through the cemetery
looking to eat some brains.

He doesn't sleep or rest.
That's because he's dead,
the only way to put him down
is to shoot him in the head.

Thursday, August 9, 2012

Cybrog Cat


We have the technology... we can rebuild him.

Tuesday, August 7, 2012

Plugglebloo


The Plugglebloo tribe are a tribe of stone age hunters that live in a deep rainforest. They are very short and stunted, with almost no visible trunk or torso due to generations of inbreeding. The Plugglebloo follow a very complicated religion where those known as "tall ones" are responsible for creating the universe.They are generally peaceful but very leery of outsiders.

Sunday, August 5, 2012

Lobster Cat


Lobster Cats live
off the coast, in the sea.
But more often than not,
can be found in the trees.

Like cats, they play with string,
and sleep most of the time.
Like Lobsters, they go well
with butter and lime.

Saturday, August 4, 2012

Xenozoran


Strange parasites from a lost planet in parts unknown. The Xenoxoran are parasitic creatures, evolved to siphon off the bodily fluids of creatures much larger than themselves. They do not possess eyes, ears, or noses in the traditional sense. The yellow bulbous organs located on their bodies act as a receptor for a sort of echolocation.