Tuesday, February 26, 2013

On Vacation - New monsters will resume Saturday, March 9th.

Howdy folks,

Monster posts will resume  in 2 weeks, on Saturday, March 9th.


Friday, February 22, 2013


Thrasalisks are a crossbreed of dragon and basilisk, born from the magical experiments of a mad wizard. The creature's venom is extremely toxic, capable of killing the strongest of men with a mere drop.

Saturday, February 16, 2013


 lives on a farm.
He's big and orange,
with too many arms.

He wants to eat bananas,
and swing through the trees,
but he's more at home
at the bottom of the sea.

Thursday, February 14, 2013


Triglops is a small, scurrying creature, evolved from a piece of sushi. He should not be eaten after being left in the sun all day.

Tuesday, February 12, 2013

Cactus Boy

Once a mild mannered cactus in the deep Nevada desert, the being known as Cactus boy was found by a team of scientists after being irradiated during a series of nuclear bomb tests. Endowed with superhuman strength, firing cactus spines, and the ability to go very long periods without water, he vowed to use his super cactus powers in the service of mankind.

Wednesday, February 6, 2013

Geon - King of the Monsters

Geon is a character from the Neo Geo video game King of the Monsters. He is the resident giant fire breathing dinosaur, and returns in a more mutated form in the sequel.

Geon is (c) SNK playmore

Monday, February 4, 2013


Voleumechs are autonomous robots created by the Imperial Overmind. They can be fitted wtih any number of attachments, and come in several dozen configurations for specific tasks or environments. They are usually deployed as foot soldiers and cannon fodder.

Saturday, February 2, 2013


Onigirirah is a monster spawned from a specific type of sushi. He's very simple, without much in the way of fancy tuna.