
A Tsukumogami spawned from a heavy construction shovel. Along with his buddy Craneosaurus, he enjoys a hard days wok for a good day's pay. He also tends to uncontrollably whistle at women as they walk by.





A Tsukumogami spawned from an old 35mm camera. He is jealous that of your camera phone and mad that no one uses film anymore. Make him angry and he'll take compromising photos of you in a state of undress and post them to the internet
The Flatwoods monster is a strange anomalous creature that appeared near Flatwoods, Virgina on Sept. 12th, 1952. Eyewitnesses describe a 10 foot creature with a green body, large glowing eyes, small branch-like "arms," and a glowing head covered by (or in front of) a heart shaped cowl of some kind. Along with the creature came multiple UFO sightings. Several eyewitnesses also described some type of mist or gas emitted by the creature, and were sick for several days afterward.


The hideous creature known as the Marles Man began life as a corporate marketing ploy. In an attempt to erase bad P.R. the Marles tobacco company commissioned a series of children's television programming starting a hero based on Marles brand cigarettes. A freak accident involving lightning bolt and chemistry set somehow brought the rubber Marles suit to life, and mutated it into it's current freakish, skull-faced visage. The Marles Man now spreads fear, hiding in children's closests and under beds, a living reminder that inhaling smoke in no way is healthy for you.



A disturbing cyborg monstrosity, created by dark science and alchemy to subjugate mankind. He just happens to like big hats.







