Smokulus

Smokulus is a creature,

who can only breathe smoke,

his 47 pack-a-day habit,

makes people around him choke.

He smokes so much,

that he can barley breathe,

and simple physical tasks,

make him cough and wheeze.

The Marles Man

The hideous creature known as the Marles Man began life as a corporate marketing ploy. In an attempt to erase bad P.R. the Marles tobacco company commissioned a series of children's television programming starting a hero based on Marles brand cigarettes. A freak accident involving lightning bolt and chemistry set somehow brought the rubber Marles suit to life, and mutated it into it's current freakish, skull-faced visage. The Marles Man now spreads fear, hiding in children's closests and under beds, a living reminder that inhaling smoke in no way is healthy for you.