Showing posts with label freak. Show all posts
Showing posts with label freak. Show all posts
Sunday, June 18, 2017
Tacoboy
Terry Gonzales was a high school drop out who still lived with his parents at twenty five and didn't have much of a future ahead of him. He managed to find work as a cashier at the El Pollo Chistoso taco stand in downtown Los Angeles. One day a strange glowing meteor collided with the stand, fusing his molecules with a stray taco. Terry vowed to use his super taco powers to protect the weak and innocent, but mostly works as the mascot for the El Pollo Chistoso corporation.
Monday, November 9, 2015
Sunday, February 22, 2015
The Moo Lord
Bubba McDonald was a cattle rancher who doted on his prize winning steer, Betsy. A freak accident with an experimental feed and a milking machine left them bonded at a molecular level. Driven horribly insane, the Moo Lord now roams the country side, causing terror in his wake.
Wednesday, June 18, 2014
Glalagalarch
Glalagalarchs are strange mutants which have recently begun appearing in the sewer systems of major American cities on the east coast. They seem to have features of several different unrelated animals.
Monday, May 26, 2014
"Big Ugly" Jackson
Jermia Jackson was a lonely child. Shunned by family and hidden away from the community at large, he stayed indoors mostly, cultivating the few friends brave enough to see past his genetic malformities. It wasn't until high school that he found he had a talent, that a defensive lineman and unstoppable wide receiver for his local football team.
Jermia is now considered a local hero,makes regular TV appearances, and gives motivational speeches about how to overcome adversity.
Friday, December 13, 2013
Burpo
Burpo burps and beltches
like a freak,
Maybe it's because he drinks 47 cases of soda
every single week.
Monday, November 25, 2013
Monday, April 15, 2013
Slortch
Slortch is one hundred and fifty years old,
and lives inside a cave,
Like everyone who hates the world,
He never really learned to behave.
When he was young, he was wild,
causing havoc all around the town,
drinking, fighting, dancing with girls,
at the disco, gettin' down.
Now he wanders alone in the dark,
eating fish heads and hay.
No other souls for miles around,
Truth is he likes it that way.
Sunday, December 16, 2012
Rudy the Un-normal
Rudy was a lab assistant in a top secret experimental hadron collider. The strange energies unleashed by an exotic particle opened up portals to weird dimensions, which transformed Rudy into a bizarre creature.
Rudy made the rounds on the talk show circuit, and published several books. He pulls six figures as a motivational speaker.
Saturday, December 1, 2012
Benny the Beard
Benny the Beard
Was a bit weird.
People sneer at him
wherever he goes.
That's probably because
His beard invoked awes
and he wore it
instead of his clothes.
Sunday, November 25, 2012
Jack the Ripper
Jack the Ripper was a notorious serial killer in London during the latter part of the 19th century. There are thought to be five confirmed murders, although several researchers attribute more. Each victim was killed and mutilated in such a way as to suggest some sort of ritualistic connection.
Wednesday, November 7, 2012
Freddy the Freak
Freddy the Freak
has small feet
and six fingers on each hand.
He has red hair, green skin,
and spends his time chillin'
down at the beach in the sand.
Monday, October 22, 2012
Monday, August 29, 2011
Fronkey

Tuesday, May 31, 2011
Phfigglygunk
Tuesday, May 10, 2011
B. Odorous
Tuesday, April 19, 2011
Ohpelapod

Monday, March 14, 2011
Potato Monkey
Friday, February 11, 2011
Trobblin
Tuesday, February 1, 2011
Nerve Runner

The host's mental state is another story. Most thus affected are driven hopelessly insane, often turning violent. It is theorized this is a mechanism through which the parasite spreads itself.
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