Showing posts with label freak. Show all posts
Showing posts with label freak. Show all posts

Sunday, June 18, 2017

Tacoboy


Terry Gonzales was a high school drop out who still lived with his parents at twenty five and didn't have much of a future ahead of him. He managed to find work as a cashier at the El Pollo Chistoso taco stand in downtown Los Angeles. One day a strange glowing meteor collided with the stand, fusing his molecules with a stray taco. Terry vowed to use his super taco powers to protect the weak and innocent, but mostly works as the mascot for the El Pollo Chistoso corporation.

Monday, November 9, 2015

Paramecium Baby


Paramecium Baby is a one celled critter with no brain that can't fly!

Sunday, February 22, 2015

The Moo Lord


Bubba McDonald was a cattle rancher who doted on his prize winning steer, Betsy. A freak accident with an experimental feed and a milking machine left them bonded at a molecular level. Driven horribly insane, the Moo Lord now roams the country side, causing terror in his wake.

Wednesday, June 18, 2014

Glalagalarch


Glalagalarchs are strange mutants which have recently begun appearing in the sewer systems of major American cities on the east coast. They seem to have features of several different unrelated animals.

Monday, May 26, 2014

"Big Ugly" Jackson


Jermia Jackson was a lonely child. Shunned by family and hidden away from the community at large, he stayed indoors mostly, cultivating the few friends brave enough to see past his genetic malformities. It wasn't until high school that he found he had a talent, that a defensive lineman and unstoppable wide receiver for his local football team. 

Jermia is now considered a local hero,makes regular TV appearances, and gives motivational speeches about how to overcome adversity.

Friday, December 13, 2013

Burpo


Burpo burps and beltches
like a freak,
Maybe it's because he drinks 47 cases of soda
every single week.

Monday, November 25, 2013

Gleep


Gleeps are meek,
as they walk down the street,
they have creepy hands,
that double as feet.

Monday, April 15, 2013

Slortch


Slortch is one hundred and fifty years old,
and lives inside a cave,
Like everyone who hates the world,
He never really learned to behave.

When he was young, he was wild,
causing havoc all around the town,
drinking, fighting, dancing with girls,
at the disco, gettin' down.

Now he wanders alone in the dark,
eating fish heads and hay.
No other souls for miles around,
Truth is he likes it that way.

Sunday, December 16, 2012

Rudy the Un-normal


Rudy was a lab assistant in a top secret experimental hadron collider. The strange energies unleashed by an exotic particle opened up portals to weird dimensions, which transformed Rudy into a bizarre creature.

Rudy made the rounds on the talk show circuit, and published several books. He pulls six figures as a motivational speaker.

Saturday, December 1, 2012

Benny the Beard


Benny the Beard
Was a bit weird.
People sneer at him
wherever he goes.

That's probably because
His beard invoked awes
and he wore it
instead of his clothes.

Sunday, November 25, 2012

Jack the Ripper


Jack the Ripper was a notorious serial killer in London during the latter part of the 19th century. There are thought to be five confirmed murders, although several researchers attribute more. Each victim was killed and mutilated in such a way as to suggest some sort of ritualistic connection.

Wednesday, November 7, 2012

Freddy the Freak


Freddy the Freak
has small feet
and six fingers on each hand.

He has red hair, green skin,
and spends his time chillin'
down at the beach in the sand.

Monday, October 22, 2012

Monique the Freak


She's a freak, Monique
I can hardly speak...

Monday, August 29, 2011

Fronkey

Fronkeys are a troop of mutated simians who made their home a bit too close to a nuclear power plant that went into total meltdown. The effect of radiation on multiple generations have resulted in compound congenital abnormalities until finally what was once a simple lowland gorilla has mutated into something else completely. Fronkeys are usually short lived, easy to agitate, and extremely aggressive. They can be found with any number of strange mutations, including extra or malformed limbs, heads, or facial features. One side effect of the radiation is an abnormal spike in intelligence, to the point where scientists are now studying the Fronkey troop to gain insight into early human evolution.

Tuesday, May 31, 2011

Phfigglygunk

Phfigglygunk is a strange mutant, spawned from the leftover biological material in the bio-vats of the Cristix corporation. Despite his strange appearance, Phfigglygunk has a genius level intellect and has since gone on to write several acclaimed scientific papers on a multitude of subjects.

Tuesday, May 10, 2011

B. Odorous

B. Odorous is a pretty worm
Who as far as I can tell
is that she's completely incapable
of noticing her own smell

She takes pride in her appearance
so it's odd, that you would think
That she would take some proactive action
to prevent her awful stink.

Tuesday, April 19, 2011

Ohpelapod

Ohpelapods are bizarre mutations which recently began appearing off of Japan's northwest coast. It has not yet been determined what exactly caused this mutation, although authorities have not yet ruled out recent nuclear accidents. The creatures seem to possess a mixture of fish, sea slug, octopus, and shark DNA. Ohpelapods so far have been shown to be highly aggressive, and their impact on the ecology of the area is unknown.

Monday, March 14, 2011

Potato Monkey

Potato Monkeys are strange, tuberous mutations resulting from a group of wild Rhesus monkeys consuming a pile of radio active potatoes. They still retain their wild and crazy monkey mannerisms, with the additional protection of being able to see in multiple directions at once.

Friday, February 11, 2011

Trobblin

Trobblins are a degenerate race of trolls who were cut off from the larger populations in a secluded valley. Trobblins have lost all language and clothing making skills, and roam through the forests as wild, naked savages.

Tuesday, February 1, 2011

Nerve Runner

Nerve Runners are the result of parasitic organisms which radically alter a host's DNA, to the point where the creature soon becomes unrecognizable. Symptoms are begin enough in the beginning - headache, cough, runny nose. By the third day the body goes into wild spasms and sharp bolts of pain travel along the nervous system as the transformation begins. As the parasite begins to activate junk DNA in a host's cells multiple mutations may occur. A Nerve Runner may thus have any number of arms, legs, eyes, limbs, faces, etc. The entire body may be radically altered alongside occasional body parts which are relatively unaffected.

The host's mental state is another story. Most thus affected are driven hopelessly insane, often turning violent. It is theorized this is a mechanism through which the parasite spreads itself.