Garbblix

The Garbblix are a race of marauding insectoid aliens. They have no central unified government, and instead are organized into tribal collectives which often war among themselves. They often raid settlements in the surrounding star systems which have lead to several border wars. Those Garbblix which have left their native territory often can be found as pirates or mercenaries.

FlooBoo

FlooBoos are liquid ghosts, which exist under the water. They are generally the spirits of long departed sailors, fishermen, or pirates, who for one reason or another have chosen to stay behind for an eternity under the waves. Most of them have existed so long as to have forgotten all of their Earthly connections. They are generally friendly, and will guide ships through dangerous storms.

Captain Sharktooth

A lone deep sea fisherman turned viscous pirate after exposure to sharkmeat tainted by British toxic waste. Captain Sharktooth leads a crew of other bizarre mutations, and is currently wanted in seven different countries.

Captain Kludd

Clowns are scary.
Pirates are scary.
Pirate Clowns are not scary.


I don't understand it either.