People are always saying that if I don't clean out my fridge then the food is going to come alive. Well after eight years of a dirty fridge it finally happened. The sandwich walker was spawned from a ham sandwich, with tomatoes, lettuce, and cheese. I made him a little home out of milkcartons and a hollowed out watermelon. Everything was great until one day I came home to find my little friend consumed by some meatloaf leftovers that had suddenly sprouted tentacles and a voracious appetite.
I haven't opened the fridge since then, I don't want to distrub such a fragile ecosystem.
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