Thursday, June 11, 2009

Fry Head

Fry Head started his terrible existence as a marketing ploy, designed to appeal to children in order to sell more hamburgers. He was genetically engineered using human, bovine, and potato DNA to be the new spokesman for McFlunky's chain fast Food restaurants. Unbeknownst to all the McFlunky corporation is the cover for a vast underground terrorist organization headed by the evil clown master Spunky McFlunky. Fry Head now servers as McFlunky's stooge, using his great strength and sadistic nature to subjugate mankind and take over the world.

Two days a week he works in the drive thru. He is next in line for night manager.

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