Showing posts with label cristix. Show all posts
Showing posts with label cristix. Show all posts

Thursday, February 23, 2012

Catapede


After the bankruptcy of the Cristix corporation the remaining stock of  Kittahpillars were slated to be destroyed, however several of them managed to escape into the surrounding wooded areas. Years of  cross breeding with local alley cats have created a strange offshoot of the species, dubbed "Catapedes." They are generally more feral than Kittahpillars, however many of them have been (illegally) captured and domesticated.

Tuesday, May 31, 2011

Phfigglygunk

Phfigglygunk is a strange mutant, spawned from the leftover biological material in the bio-vats of the Cristix corporation. Despite his strange appearance, Phfigglygunk has a genius level intellect and has since gone on to write several acclaimed scientific papers on a multitude of subjects.

Monday, December 13, 2010

Turtle Slug

Turtle Slugs are scientific chimeras, genetically engineered by the Cristix corporation for the designer pet market. Although they were significant sellers, they soon lost popularity as most children found them slow moving and "boring."

Saturday, November 20, 2010

Scrappato

Scrappatos are a breed of designer pet created by the Cristix corporation. They are a combination of canine, amphibian, and dinosaur DNA. The result is a complex, warm blooded hybrid with the personality of a dog. Scrappatos were a financial success and kept the Cristix corporation from bankruptcy.

Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Corn


Corn was born as Billy Buckenhimer Junior, the son of a prominent farmer. When Billy came of age he inherited the family business. One day Billy tried an untested experimental genetically engineered fertilizer from the Cristix corporation. The corn harvest was huge that year, but something strange happened. The chemicals from the fertilizer somehow infused Billy with Corn DNA, giving him superhuman strength and resistance to injury. Billy now spreads fear, using his new super corn powers to exact vengeance on those responsible for his mutation.

Saturday, August 14, 2010

Fidopholump

The Fidopholump is another designer pet by the Cristix corporation, this one genetically engineered by a combination of dog, kangaroo, and grizzly bear. The resulting creature is large and friendly. The Fidopholump sold well and was a huge success. It soon became apparent that the creatures were highly protective and territorial, and would attack anything perceived as a threat to it's master, especially other Fidopholumps. A cottage industry of Fidopholump training schools have appeared to address this problem.