Slobbulous

Slobbulous is covered

in saliva and spittle

thus the people around him

respect him but little.

His whole body is sheathed

in bile and drool

so he is often mistaken

for a gibbering fool.

Crustus

Crustus is a monster

with very big teeth.

He has lots of cavities

'cause he eats too many sweets.

He brushes them often

At least twice a day,

but they always continue

to slowly rot away.

Ronny the Roach

Ronny the Roach

Lives in an alley

Where everything he owns is stashed

He'll set up shack anywhere

as long as it's filled

with all kinds of garbage and trash.

Porkulus

Porklus the pig,

has too many feet

Porklus the pig,

really likes to eat

He'll eat pies and cakes,

if he's in the mood,

in fact he'll eat anything

as long as it's food.

Breathalous

Breathalous is a jolly fellow

Who if you couldn't tell

Has a very very large mouth

And who's breath really smells.

It smells of dead fish,

bad food, and tooth decay,

so whenever he opens his mouth

all his friends run away.

B. Odorous

B. Odorous is a pretty worm

Who as far as I can tell

is that she's completely incapable

of noticing her own smell

She takes pride in her appearance

so it's odd, that you would think

That she would take some proactive action

to prevent her awful stink.

Boogerous

Boogerous is a freak

with an oversized nose

who can't stop picking it

everywhere he goes

His face looks kinda funny,

His head is small and squat

and his nose is large and runny,

always leaking with snot.

Voimitous

Vomitous is a strange creature

Who lives among the trees

the only problem he has

is he pukes on all he sees

He vomits on the grass

and on the walls, and and sidewalk too,

and if you're standing too close to him

he'll throw up all over you.