Tacoboy

Terry Gonzales was a high school drop out who still lived with his parents at twenty five and didn't have much of a future ahead of him. He managed to find work as a cashier at the El Pollo Chistoso taco stand in downtown Los Angeles. One day a strange glowing meteor collided with the stand, fusing his molecules with a stray taco. Terry vowed to use his super taco powers to protect the weak and innocent, but mostly works as the mascot for the El Pollo Chistoso corporation.

Spunky McFlunky Squid McNuggets

In 1985, the Spunky McFlunky fast food chain first introduced Squid McNuggets. The highly processed breaded seafood was a smash success, and was single handedly responsible for fundamentally changing the way squid was consumed in North America.

Unbeknownst to all the McFlunky corporation is the cover for a vast underground terrorist organization headed by the evil clown master Spunky McFlunky. The McFlunky Squid McNugget was merely phase one in a multi-phase plan for world conquest. Phase one is to gain the public's trust and get them to allow Squid into thier homes. Phase two involves fifty foot tall genetically engineered indestructable McFlunky Squid McNugget monstrosities crawling over the landscape and subjagating mankind.

Comes with Sweet and Sour sauce or Honey Mustard, in six, nine, or twenty packs.

See also:

Fry-Head

Soda Crab

Like his cousin the Cloptiucus, the Soda Crab is a Tsukumogami spawned from a discarded fast food beverage container. Seeing the amount of said discarded cups and such in our landfills it's safe to assume they will take over the world one day.