Monday, April 15, 2013


Slortch is one hundred and fifty years old,
and lives inside a cave,
Like everyone who hates the world,
He never really learned to behave.

When he was young, he was wild,
causing havoc all around the town,
drinking, fighting, dancing with girls,
at the disco, gettin' down.

Now he wanders alone in the dark,
eating fish heads and hay.
No other souls for miles around,
Truth is he likes it that way.

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