Monday, August 29, 2011
Fronkeys are a troop of mutated simians who made their home a bit too close to a nuclear power plant that went into total meltdown. The effect of radiation on multiple generations have resulted in compound congenital abnormalities until finally what was once a simple lowland gorilla has mutated into something else completely. Fronkeys are usually short lived, easy to agitate, and extremely aggressive. They can be found with any number of strange mutations, including extra or malformed limbs, heads, or facial features. One side effect of the radiation is an abnormal spike in intelligence, to the point where scientists are now studying the Fronkey troop to gain insight into early human evolution.