Showing posts with label vegetable. Show all posts
Showing posts with label vegetable. Show all posts

Sunday, March 23, 2014

Carrot Cat



Both living in a salad,
or climbing a tree,
would make Carrot Cat
just as equally happy.

He chases string,
and looks for mice,
and has lots of Vitamin A,
for your poor eyesight.

Saturday, May 7, 2011

Vile Tuber

A strange and hideous mutant vegetable gone bad, the Vile Tuber spreads death and destruction wherever he goes. Thankfully the creature's intelligence is low enough that most of his victims are able to outsmart him.

Friday, September 10, 2010

Turnipid

Turnipids are sentient vegetable creatures. They live in large communal gardens, usually located on plateaus, mountains, or other isolated areas. The creature's roots have structure in such a way as to allow locomotion. Like all plants they create their own food via photosynthesis, however they also possess a rudimentary digestive system and thus routinely supplement their diet with animal protein, mostly taken from various types of insects which are reared much like livestock.

Tuesday, November 3, 2009

Tri-Onion


A freakish anomaly spawned from experiments with a new pesticide, the Tri-Onion quickly grew to human size and began a rampage of violence and destruction. His hideous breath forced eyes to water, and his tremendous strength and near mindless ferocity caused millions of dollars in property damage. The Tri-Onion was last seen fleeing into the vast forests of the Pacific northwest. Most scientists believe the Onion has long since perished, however sporadic sightings still occasionally occur.

Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Carrot Zombie



Bizarre vegetable zombies created by dark Hoodoo magic, the Carrot Zombie is a souless automaton which is compelled to do it's master's bidding. Along with the Apple Zombie it possesses the strength of several men, does not feel pain, and lives off the brains of it's victims.