Crescent Cat

Crescent Cat
has a weirdly shaped head
that doesn't make a whole lot of sense.

He awkwardly walks
and falls off the couch,
because his head and his body is bent.

Moon Cat

Moon Cat orbits the Earth
high up in the sky,
dogs and wolves howl at him,
as he slowly drifts by.

Astronauts land on him,
and plant flags as they please,
and have confirmed unequivocally
that he isn't made of cheese.

Worm Cat

Worm cat squiggles
All throughout the dirt
He always keeps an eye skyward,
on the lookout for the birds.

He spends his time climbing on furniture,
or playing with string, again.
Or you may see him stretched out on the sidewalk
when it's wet, after the rain

Monkey Cat

Monkey cat leaps
and climbs through the trees,
and swings on jungle vines
with the greatest of ease.

He still does the things
that normal cats do
except he likes bananas
mixed with his cat food.

Snail Cat

Snail Cat slowly shambles,
Through the grass and leaves,
even though he is part cat,
he doesn't have any fleas.

He can't bat at a string,
or chase around his tail,
but his home is always on his back,
because he's part snail.

Pizza Cat

Pizza cat
doesn't have ticks,
or fleas,
But comes with extra
pepperoni,
and cheese.

When he's piping hot
is when he tastes the best,
and he's guaranteed delivered
in thirty minutes or less.

Helicat

Helicat can use
his propeller hat to fly
and soar like a bird
way up in the sky.

He doesn't know
what each day will bring
but he still likes to play
with a laser pointer, and string.

Zombie Cat

Zombie cat at night
rises from his grave
and shambles through the cemetery
looking to eat some brains.

He doesn't sleep or rest.
That's because he's dead,
the only way to put him down
is to shoot him in the head.

Cybrog Cat

We have the technology... we can rebuild him.

Lobster Cat

Lobster Cats live
off the coast, in the sea.
But more often than not,
can be found in the trees.

Like cats, they play with string,
and sleep most of the time.
Like Lobsters, they go well
with butter and lime.

Sausage Cat

When Sausage Cat falls,
He always lands on his feet,
even though he's stuffed
with different kinds of meat.

Mushroom Cat

Mushroom Cats are similar to normal felines, but have evolved a strange camouflage to blend in with the native fungus which make up their home.

Troll Cat

Troll Cat is both loved and hated by the internet.

Banana Cat

Banana cat comes
in bunches and lots

When he gets old
he'll be covered in spots.

Barf Kitty

Barf Kitty had
too much to eat.

He'll spew his lunch
all over your feet.

Bacon Cat

Nothing is better than a flying cat.

Except when it's made out of bacon.

Taco Kitty

Taco kitty

has a taco for a head.

She stays away from hungry people

'else she may end up dead.

Her head is filled with taco meat,

tomatoes, lettuce, and cheese,

She goes well with a cerveza,

and a side of chips and beans.

Cupcake Kitteh

Cupcake Kitteh will swallow your soul... with rainbow sprinkles on top.

Cheese Kitteh

Cheese Kitteh has a very cheesy head.

Acid Kitteh

Acid Kitteh is hallucinating. Your head looks like a big giant potato to him.

Do not pet the Acid Kitteh.