Pretzel Cat

Pretzel Cat is crunchy,
but he gets confused alot,
because his head is scrunchy,
and tied up in a knot.

He doesn't climb trees, or chase mice
but that's not really his fault
it's because other cats like to lick him,
because he's covered in salt.

Pizza Cat

Pizza cat
doesn't have ticks,
or fleas,
But comes with extra
pepperoni,
and cheese.

When he's piping hot
is when he tastes the best,
and he's guaranteed delivered
in thirty minutes or less.

Whywubwoopole

WhyWubWoopoles are quadrupedal amphibians, known for their delightful mannerisms and cheery disposition. This beguiles those who would seek to destroy them due to the hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of crop damage they are responsible for each year.

Cutethulu

Cutethulu lies in the sunken city of Ryeleeeth, waiting until the stars are right, then he and his plushy minions will rise, and exterminate mankind with hugs and snuggles.

That is not dead which can eternal lie.
And with strange aeons even death may die

Roomda'bloom

Roomda'bloom around the room, twirl about to seal your doom.
Cutey face to cover the duty, deadly pollen makes you tooty.
As you tilt and try your best, your bowels churn in great protest.
As you lay upon the floor, your butt will blow out more and more.
As you lie in fertilized gloom, the Roomda'bloom will seal your doom.

Thanks to Rendragonclaw for the name and bio, visit his deviant art page here:

http://rendragonclaw.deviantart.com