Professor Rex

Professor Rex is the result of a bizarre accident involving a DNA re sequencer and an experimental time machine. The resulting monstrosity combines the brilliance of a world famous scientist with the animal cunning and savagery of the greatest predator the world has ever known.

Professor Cuttlefish

Professor Carl Cultavious was a mild mannered college professor of marine biology at an obscure junior college. All of that changed after an accident with a strange alien substance combined his DNA with one of his cuttlefish lab animals. The splicing of human and cephlapod DNA drove him inexorably insane. He has since vowed to use his vast intellect and incredible cuttlefish powers to conquer the world.

The Olfaxinator

Originally a mild mannered Pizza boy, Olaf Gunderson lead a below average life. Fate would intervene one day, as while on a routine delivery he became caught up in the bizarre accident which transformed the infamous Professor foot and his lackey-turned-nemesis The Oculominous. Now gifted with superhuman strength and incredible smell powers, Olaf has taken the name "The Olfaxinator," and has dedicated his life to helping the helpless and fighting evil.

He still delivers pizzas on the side.

Professor Foot

The vile creature known as Professor Foot was born from a freak lab accident. Once a brilliant scientist working towards creating a clean renewable energy source, he now roams the country side, seeking to piece together his lost memory and find a cure to his deformity. The esoteric energies involved in his transformation make him super humanly strong and impervious to most physical dangers, however with each passing day his once brilliant mental capacity diminishes ever more, until one day he'll be nothing more than a mindless brute roaming the wastelands.

Professor Squidhead

A scientist wracked with insanity, young Professor Donaldson was the world's leading researcher of celaphod genetics. Donaldson eventually became convinced that Squids were the evolutionary precursors to mankind. The laughing stock of the scientific community, Donaldson continued his work in private, finally isolating what he called the "Prometheus Gene" from multiple breeds of common squid. Donaldson engineered a retrovirus with gene and injected himself, transforming into the hideous Professor Squidhead! Those who laughed at him now run in fear...