Fuuuuuuuwalker

The Fuuuuuuuwalker is constantly angry.

He gets mad at every little thing.

The smallest misstep or mistake,

Can send his anger over the brink.

His anger is often uncontrollable,

and into trouble he will get.

And he tells all his friends his rage

with badly drawn comics on the internet.

Pfftchh

Pfftchh is a monster

who tells funny jokes

The punchline of which

He'll never let you know.

He'll laugh behind your back,

But whatever he'll do,

He won't let you know

if he's really laughing at you.

Lolhopper

Lolhoppers are happy creatures

who are not haughty, or proud

but who fell an overwhelming urge,

at everything to Laugh out Loud.

They'll laugh at the good, the bad, and the ugly

the happy, the sad, and the dull.

They' pull elaborate pranks

and claim they did it for the Lulz.