Saturday, July 10, 2010

Gatorpole

Another failed attempt by the Cristix corporation to make headway into the designer pet market. Although Gatorpoles tested well with the male 8-16 age group, a well organized parents organization successfully sued to block sales on the grounds of public safety. All stocks of Gatorpoles were supposedly destroyed, although recently they have been seen on the black market.

Friday, July 9, 2010

Goleaquaxian

Bipedal humanoid aliens with three eyes and a unique, three lobed brain. Because of their physiology, they have developed a very complicated religious theology, headed by a trinity of gods and a trimunitive church. Branches of the trimunitive can be found on most worlds the Goleaquaxians have had contact with. Religious sects run from the very liberal to the fanatical, but most will band together to face a common threat.

Thursday, July 8, 2010

ClickaPillar

A species of large, semi-sentient alien insects. The creature was given the nickname "ClickaPillar" by early explorers due to it's resemblance to the Earthly caterpillar and from the clicking sounds the creature constantly emits. The creature's multiple "eyes" around it's body are actually organs which pick up vibrations, which allow it too navigate in the same way as bats or dolphins. ClickaPillars are also able to regenerate missing segments of their bodies.

Wednesday, July 7, 2010

Momo - The Missouri Monster

The Missouri Monster (or Momo) is a bipedal cryptid similar to Bigfoot or the Yeti. The creature is described as between 5-7 feet tall, with a large pumpkin-shaped head, no visible neck, and large glowing eyes, covered by long hair. It extrudes a very foul odor.

Tuesday, July 6, 2010

Pachytiline

The Pachytiline is the result of a gene splicing experiment by a couple of junior high school students. Genetic material from various reptiles and deep sea worms was injected into a Lhasa Apso. The resulting mutation took on characteristics donor animals, but retained the dog's friendly personality. The students went on to win first place in the school science fair, and are now currently entering Pachytiline into various dog shows around the country.

Monday, July 5, 2010

Okuriseijin

An alien shapechanger which assumes the form of birthday presents in order to trap small children. Once discovered the Okuriseijin will quickly attempt to escape.

Sunday, July 4, 2010

Mud Puppy

These strange mutants have been given the nickname "Mud Puppies" akin to the fish of the same moniker due to their habit of wallowing through the mud at the bottoms of ponds and rivers. No one is exactly sure where they came from - it seems as they just simply appeared one day in the Florida everglades, and have slowly been making their way north. Analysis of the creature's DNA show they are distantly related to several extinct species of reptile.

Saturday, July 3, 2010

Devil Scarab

Devil Scarabs began as an indigenous life form in a desert-filled Hell dimension. Millennia upon Millennia of influence from demonic energies have transformed the once simple insects into twelve foot tall monsters. Devil Scarabs will attack and devour any creature smaller than them. Those crossing the desert wastes do so at their peril.

Friday, July 2, 2010

SnailFace


The disgusting mutant known as SnailFace was originally a thief and petty thug, who attempted to break into the Cristix corporation labs to steal industrial secrets. A one-in-a-million accident with a top secret radioactive formula resulted in his present hideous mutation. SnailFace possesses superhuman strength, and his rubbery body resists blunt-force injury, even deflecting bullets of low caliber. SnailFace has since moved up in the criminal underworld.

Thursday, July 1, 2010

Funglob

The creature known as Funglob was once a mild mannered professor of radiology at Columbia University. A freak accident with a particle accelerator and a petri dish merged his DNA with a fungus and left him a hideously deformed mutation. Funglob now roams the country side, inadvertently spreading fear as he once remembers what it was to be human.