Tacoboy

Terry Gonzales was a high school drop out who still lived with his parents at twenty five and didn't have much of a future ahead of him. He managed to find work as a cashier at the El Pollo Chistoso taco stand in downtown Los Angeles. One day a strange glowing meteor collided with the stand, fusing his molecules with a stray taco. Terry vowed to use his super taco powers to protect the weak and innocent, but mostly works as the mascot for the El Pollo Chistoso corporation.

Strawberry Cat

What more is there to say?

Cake Cat

Cake cat is made

of milk and flour

mixed in with eggs, 

and baked for an hour.

He's covered in candles,

and strawberry frosting,

then people eat him.

The end.

Carrot Cat

Both living in a salad,
or climbing a tree,
would make Carrot Cat
just as equally happy.

He chases string,
and looks for mice,
and has lots of Vitamin A,
for your poor eyesight.

Attack Cheese

This is what happens when you leave cheese in the fridge for too long.

Pizza Cat

Pizza cat
doesn't have ticks,
or fleas,
But comes with extra
pepperoni,
and cheese.

When he's piping hot
is when he tastes the best,
and he's guaranteed delivered
in thirty minutes or less.

Egg-Roll-A-Pus

A small creature related to the Triglops and Onigiriah. They tend to squiggle away when cornered,

Burger Goblin

Strange creatures spawned from hamburgers made with tainted meat. Burger Goblins are short lived, but utterly mindless and extremely violent.

They go well with a coke, and a side of sweet potato fries.

Harry the Habanero

Harry is a Habanero,
who comes extra hot,
he fights for truth and justice,
more often than not.

Harry uses his Habanero powers,
to fight for the good,
and to escape the evil Ultra Chef,
so he won't end up as food.

Puguwoo

The Puguwoos are small animals bred to be pets, although several races also use them as a food source. They were originally marketed by entrepreneurs within the Schufphelite empire, however their popularity has spread them across the galaxy. They are known for their friendly dispositions, their extreme loyalty, and their tender meat.

Skriggs

Skriggs are small, mutated animals, bred by several different species across multiple sectors to be used as a food source. They are very mean and ill tempered, but apparently also very succulent. Skriggs have the capability to grow to enormous sizes, up to 30 feet long or more, although most are slaughtered far before that point.

Porkulus

Porklus the pig,

has too many feet

Porklus the pig,

really likes to eat

He'll eat pies and cakes,

if he's in the mood,

in fact he'll eat anything

as long as it's food.

Burger Kitteh

Half cat.

Half Burger.

All delicious.

Reddeblacker

A strange beast evolved from a batch of radioactive popcorn, the Reddenblacker haunts movie theaters, circus tents, and amusement parks. He does not like it when people put too much butter on him.

Sandwichsaurus Rex

The Sandwhichsaurus Rex were created by a scientific genius as a practical joke. The creature went over well at it's debut April Fool's party, until several guests were horribly maimed.

Cupcake Kitteh

Cupcake Kitteh will swallow your soul... with rainbow sprinkles on top.

Fishwalker

The Fishwalker is a prototype creature created by the Genosoft corporation, in an attempt to create am alternative land based fish source due to massive overfishing. The creatures tested well but had the tendency to cannibalize each other in massive feeding frenzies. The decision was made to pull the project as the cost of feeding and maintaining the fishwalkers outpaced the project profit from meat sales. Fishwalkers exist now solely as creatures sold in a very small (but profitable) designer pet market.

Enchiladasaur

This is what happens when you don't cook your food all the way through.

Toastoid

A monster evolved from Toast. There is a universal law which says that he must always fall on the carpet with the butter side down.

S and P

A pair of tsukumogami born from Salt and Pepper shakers. They always travel in pairs. It is not polite manners to reach across the table for them.