Goblin Jester

Nory Nibblenog is the royal court jester for the Goblin king. His festive look belies his training as a master assasin. Silly clothes and bright colors are designed to distract and keep his targets laughing, so they don't see the knife before it's too late.

Splooky the manic clown

Splooky the clown
is out of his mind.
He's crazier than both Hitler,
and Charles Manson, combined.

He'll stab you in the back
until you are dead,
because he's completely
out of his head.

Zonko the Zombie Clown

Zonko the clown,
lived under the big top,
Until one day,
from the tightrope he did drop.

Now he has squeaky shoes,
and a fake nose which is red,
and makes funny balloon animals for children,
even though he's dead.

Spazzy the Schitzo Clown

Spazzy the Clown began his career in showbiz doing children's birthday parties and other special events. He began to hear voices in his head, and show other symptoms of schizophrenia. Spazzy joined the Red Circle circus and went on tour around the country. With each stop his condition became worse. Spazzy became constantly plagued by violent, disturbing nightmares, to the point where fantasy began to bleed into reality.

Spazzy now lives in his own little universe, unable to control his violent urges, no longer caring about the transient lives of other insignificant people, but paranoid beyond all reason that someone or something may learn his deadly secrets. But the Red Circle is ever on the move, and the show must go on...

Captain Kludd

Clowns are scary.
Pirates are scary.
Pirate Clowns are not scary.


I don't understand it either.

Serpenzo, the serpent boy

Serpenzo the serpent boy was born with an extremely rare condition, so incredibly rare that science had not yet cataloged it. His entire body below the shoulders took the form of a long, snake-like structure, with mid-ridge spines and a "rattler" at the end. His unique birth defect eventually became known as "Lamia syndrome."

Shunned from normal human society, Serpenzo eventually made a name for himself traveling the world and exibiting himself in a circus side show. Upon the death of his fourth wife under dubious circumstances Serpenzo disappeared, and has become somewhat of an urban legend.

Clown Crab

I just don't know anymore.

Farceur d'Enfer

(In commemoration of the Power Ranger's final season, it's time for a few Sentai-like characters.)

A former French circus acrobat who has joined the forces of evil, Farceur d'Enfer (Hell Jester) uses his acrobatic ability as the basis of a bizarre, dance-like martial art.