Showing posts with label fruit. Show all posts
Showing posts with label fruit. Show all posts

Monday, October 29, 2012

Vampire Fruit


Strange undead creatures spawned from fruit trees which had grown over a cursed cemetery. The resulting apples and oranges had wings, fangs, long tendril like appendages, and an appetite for human blood.

Friday, September 10, 2010

Turnipid

Turnipids are sentient vegetable creatures. They live in large communal gardens, usually located on plateaus, mountains, or other isolated areas. The creature's roots have structure in such a way as to allow locomotion. Like all plants they create their own food via photosynthesis, however they also possess a rudimentary digestive system and thus routinely supplement their diet with animal protein, mostly taken from various types of insects which are reared much like livestock.

Tuesday, November 3, 2009

Tri-Onion


A freakish anomaly spawned from experiments with a new pesticide, the Tri-Onion quickly grew to human size and began a rampage of violence and destruction. His hideous breath forced eyes to water, and his tremendous strength and near mindless ferocity caused millions of dollars in property damage. The Tri-Onion was last seen fleeing into the vast forests of the Pacific northwest. Most scientists believe the Onion has long since perished, however sporadic sightings still occasionally occur.

Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Carrot Zombie



Bizarre vegetable zombies created by dark Hoodoo magic, the Carrot Zombie is a souless automaton which is compelled to do it's master's bidding. Along with the Apple Zombie it possesses the strength of several men, does not feel pain, and lives off the brains of it's victims.

Monday, June 15, 2009

Apple Zombie



In the impending zombie holocaust, why would fruit be immune?

Sunday, May 3, 2009

Bapple


Bapple flies though the air,
Bapple lands in your hair,
Bapple attacks with surprise,
Bapple has too many eyes,
Bapple chomps on your head,
Bapple won't stop 'till you're dead.

Run from the Bapple. Escape while you still can.

Friday, April 17, 2009

Berryclops



Berry clops is mean. He does not taste good on your cereal.