Apple Zombie

In the impending zombie holocaust, why would fruit be immune?

Bapple

Bapple flies though the air,
Bapple lands in your hair,
Bapple attacks with surprise,
Bapple has too many eyes,
Bapple chomps on your head,
Bapple won't stop 'till you're dead.

Run from the Bapple. Escape while you still can.

Eye-Mac

A tsukumogami evolved from a popular computer brand. People like to use him because his brand has lots style but to those used to his competition his operating system is ass-backwards. He's just as expensive as a normal PC, but has one tenth of the available software, and games? Forget it. He excels in processing audio and video, and many use him to actually write software. Too bad none of that software is actually for him. Plus his mouse only has one damn button. Would it kill them to put a second one?

In truth he's been setting up nationwide brand stores with others of his ilk to one day rise up and destroy mankind. The day will come when we will all be slaves to the "Eye-Life."