The Grinning Man

The Grinning Man is a bizarre, smiling entity sighted several times in 1966, In New Jersey and also in connection with the Mothman phenomena in Point Pleasant, West Virgina, as the enigmatic "Ingrid Cold." Witnesses describe an incredibly tall man, with shimmering, green clothing, small beady eyes set far apart, with an overly huge grin. Several witnesses do not remember seeing ears, a nose, or hair on the figure.

The grinning man has been seen in connection with UFO sightings. If the Grinning man is an extraterrestrial, then he may have intentionally gone a bit overboard with the smile in order to appear "friendly."

The Kentucky Goblin

A bizarre, 3 foot tall, floppy eared creature, a group of which tormented the Sutton family farmhouse in Hopskinsville, Kentucky, on August 21st 1955. Firing on the creatures produced a noise like bullets ricocheting off of metal. For several hours sightings of the creatures in windows and doorways were met with shotgun blasts. The strange beings retreated once sheriff officers arrived, but returned briefly the next day. In addition a green light was seen in the woods along with other UFO activity.

I would hate to think that an advanced species flew all this way just to land at a farmhouse full of drunken slackjawed yokels.

Alen Greys

The classic "Greys" were first reported in the mid sixties by Barney and Betty Hill, a case which has became the prototype for the alien abduction phenomena. There are two types, a shorter 3-4 ft "worker drone," and a taller, 5-6 ft master. The Worker drones seem to be artificially created by the taller controllers as servants. Both types use telepathic communication, have gray skin, frail bodies, thin necks, oversized heads, and large eyes with no pupils.

The agenda of these creatures varies depending on who you talk to - usually they abduct people along family lines, perform painful and humiliating medical experiments, create alien/human hybrids, and tag thier qarry the same way our scientists tag humpback whales. From this perspective they seem to treat humanity merely as raw material. However others report a strong environmental message underlying thier actions.

Whatever thier motives, I'm sure it's more complicated than flying billions of light years to come down and mess up a few cows, anal-probe a few farmers, blast some graffiti in a wheatfield, then get out before anyone gets a clear photograph.