Tomato Monkey

Tomato monkeys are strange mutations which have recently been spotted in the vast forests of Southeast Asia. It is believed the creatures spawned from a troop of local monkeys fed upon wild tomatoes which had grown in a contaminated area.

They have all the usual mating, grooming, and social habits of normal monkeys, but tend to "spoil" as they get older.

Skullmato

A weird combination of vegetable and bodypart, the Skullmato is a unique creation. The original owner of the skull in question lead a violent, treacherous life, with dozens of victims in his wake. After his execution at the hands of the inquisitors, his skull was used in various magic rituals, and was eventually mystically bonded with a tomato. The resulting mindless creature knows only the will of it's master.

Burger Lord

Yeah you know this burger is well done and I wanted medium rare and these onions OH GOD! AAARRRGH! HELP ME!

"Would you like fries with that?"


I have been informed there is a Yu-Gi-Oh monster which is exactly the same thing. This I attribute to the Yu-Gi-Oh people breaking into my apartment and hooking my brain up to a mind scanner type deal, extracting my brainwaves and downloading them into thier Hal 90000 and extrapolating every idea I would ever come up with in advance, just to mess me up.

Damn Yu-gi-oh.