Donut Killer

Chocolate or glazed, with strawberry frosting. The donuts are mad, and they're not going to take it any more.

Burger Lord

Yeah you know this burger is well done and I wanted medium rare and these onions OH GOD! AAARRRGH! HELP ME!

"Would you like fries with that?"


I have been informed there is a Yu-Gi-Oh monster which is exactly the same thing. This I attribute to the Yu-Gi-Oh people breaking into my apartment and hooking my brain up to a mind scanner type deal, extracting my brainwaves and downloading them into thier Hal 90000 and extrapolating every idea I would ever come up with in advance, just to mess me up.

Damn Yu-gi-oh.