Monday, May 26, 2014

"Big Ugly" Jackson


Jermia Jackson was a lonely child. Shunned by family and hidden away from the community at large, he stayed indoors mostly, cultivating the few friends brave enough to see past his genetic malformities. It wasn't until high school that he found he had a talent, that a defensive lineman and unstoppable wide receiver for his local football team. 

Jermia is now considered a local hero,makes regular TV appearances, and gives motivational speeches about how to overcome adversity.

Wednesday, May 14, 2014

DrakeWalker


Drakewalkers are a small, mutated, subspecies of dragon. They start out as immature dragons that never progress past their infant stage, but will eventually live for hundreds of years.

Saturday, May 10, 2014

The Glop


Once a mild mannered laundry room attendant, the man known as the Glop transformed into his current hideous state after exposure to a strange experimental laundry detergent. The glop uses his abilities to absorb kinetic energy and eat strange substances to fight crime and stand up for oppressed peoples around the world.

Tuesday, April 29, 2014

Trioglithon


The Trioglithon is a strange monster that appeared one day from an accident involving a particle accelerator in an underground lab. The creature crawled through to our dimension when an artificial wormhole was created, and clawed it's way up to the surface, leaving death and destruction in it's wake.

Friday, April 25, 2014

Cake Cat


Cake cat is made
of milk and flour
mixed in with eggs, 
and baked for an hour.

He's covered in candles,
and strawberry frosting,
then people eat him.

The end.

Monday, March 31, 2014

Balloono


By day a mild mannered balloon artists working for a traveling circus, at night Earnest Q. Worrington transforms into Balloono with the aid of a magic balloon. He uses his super balloon powers for truth and justice.


Tuesday, March 25, 2014

Root Baby


Strange mutants which began appearing in local fields after a bio-chemical accident. They seem to have characteristics of both animals and plants, spending the daylight hours buried up to their necks, absorbing nutrients from the soil. At night however they shake themselves free and move across land, searching for protein to supplement their diet.

Sunday, March 23, 2014

Carrot Cat



Both living in a salad,
or climbing a tree,
would make Carrot Cat
just as equally happy.

He chases string,
and looks for mice,
and has lots of Vitamin A,
for your poor eyesight.

Sunday, March 9, 2014

Gambling Cat


Gambling cat has
only one place to go,
that's down to
the local casino.

He can often be found
in such seedy places,
with his dice, poker chips,
and a pair of aces.

Sunday, March 2, 2014

Gurlaskulgs


Gurlaskulgs are a race descended from river dwelling gastropods. They spend the first half of their lives in water as larva, to emerge only when fully mature. Their lack of appendages by which to manipulate tools have left them at a disadvantage, thus they tend to employ personal transport vehicles manufactured by other races.