Attack Cheese

This is what happens when you leave cheese in the fridge for too long.

Pretzel Cat

Pretzel Cat is crunchy,
but he gets confused alot,
because his head is scrunchy,
and tied up in a knot.

He doesn't climb trees, or chase mice
but that's not really his fault
it's because other cats like to lick him,
because he's covered in salt.

Mon-Tiki, god of fire.

Mon-Tiki is the god of fire, of an isolated tribe on a secluded Polynesian island. Whenever his people are threatened he can be summoned to deal out his holy justice.

Nieaborang

 The Nieaborang are the degenerate remnants of a once powerful race. At one time, their people ruled a vast empire, held in check through a combination of advanced technology and highly developed psionic powers. Centuries of attacks from hostile alien forces without as well as decadence and wonton cruelty within slowly whittled away at their empire, until the Nieaborang found themselves in their present state. Many of them still exhibit the potential for vast psychic abilities, but few retain the discipline necessary.

Burpo

Burpo burps and beltches
like a freak,
Maybe it's because he drinks 47 cases of soda
every single week.

Snail Cat

Snail Cat slowly shambles,
Through the grass and leaves,
even though he is part cat,
he doesn't have any fleas.

He can't bat at a string,
or chase around his tail,
but his home is always on his back,
because he's part snail.

Gleep

Gleeps are meek,
as they walk down the street,
they have creepy hands,
that double as feet.

Rocky - King of the Monsters

Rocky is a character from the SNK video game, King of the Monsters. He was a giant rock golem, and didn't make it into the sequel.

Rocky is (c) SNK Playmore

Skwarks

Skwarks are a race descended from avian-like animals. They have long since evolved to be ground dwellers, but tend to be "fragile" compared to other creatures, as they still have the hollow bones and light frames evolved for flight.

Kongclops

A giant cycloptic simian discovered on a far away tropical island, Kongclops was captured by an opportunistic film crew. He toured the world doing three shows a week, until finally escaping and wreaking havoc through a large American city on the eastern seaboard.

His lack of depth perception prevented him from scaling any large skyscrapers.