Thursday, March 28, 2013

Neboruxlean


The Neboruxleans are a technologically advanced race who live on a planet in close proximity to Earth. The radio and television waves that are broadcast from Earth have heavily influenced their culture. It was a surprise at first contact for many humans to see an alien race that not only spoke in the native languages of Earth, but also had adopted similar dress and customs, focused through the lens of pop culture.

Wednesday, March 20, 2013

Musphanus


The Musphanus are a strange species, sharing characteristics of both plants and animals. They are small, rodent-like creatures, which develop from budding pods from large trees. After birth the creatures then live in large communal warrens beneath the birth-trees, feeding it and protecting it from harm.

Monday, March 18, 2013

Lava Men


Alien creatures adapted to live in the hot magma which covers their home planet. When traveling offworld, lava men must wear specially designed containment suits.

Saturday, March 16, 2013

Slobster


Slobsters are weird creatures descended from a school of lobsters which became trapped in a cave, deep beneath the ocean floor. In this isolated `environment the creatures turned to feeding upon the native bacteria colonies, until eventually they evolved to form a symbiotic relationship with it. The Slobsters from a slime around their bodies of the strange bacteria, which allows them a portable food source.

Thursday, March 14, 2013

Vampire Frogs


Bizarre amphibians infected with a vampire virus. Much like their distant slug counterparts, Vampire Frogs are spawned in a particular dark swamp near lands traditionally associated with legends of the undead. There are tales of ancient, giant vampire frogs which grow to the size of a man, are highly intelligent and have a the full compliment of a vampire's powers. Such ancient ones usually live in lairs deep beneath the surface, and command a following of lesser creatures to do their will.

Tuesday, March 12, 2013

Burger Goblin


Strange creatures spawned from hamburgers made with tainted meat. Burger Goblins are short lived, but utterly mindless and extremely violent.

They go well with a coke, and a side of sweet potato fries.

Saturday, March 9, 2013

Vampire Muffin


Strange bakery goods possessed by the spirits of vampires as a punishment from the Gods. They don't like the sunlight and mirrors, but go good with a glass of milk.

Tuesday, February 26, 2013

On Vacation - New monsters will resume Saturday, March 9th.

Howdy folks,

Monster posts will resume  in 2 weeks, on Saturday, March 9th.


Thanks

Friday, February 22, 2013

Thrasalisk


Thrasalisks are a crossbreed of dragon and basilisk, born from the magical experiments of a mad wizard. The creature's venom is extremely toxic, capable of killing the strongest of men with a mere drop.

Saturday, February 16, 2013

Octopusmonkey


Octopusmonkey
 lives on a farm.
He's big and orange,
with too many arms.

He wants to eat bananas,
and swing through the trees,
but he's more at home
at the bottom of the sea.