Sunday, October 31, 2010

Ghorapines

Ghorapines are large predatory mammals which hunt in forests and grasslands. They are the result of a mad wizard's experiments, the combination of a rabbit, wolf, rat, and demon. The resulting creatures hunt in packs, live underground in warrens, breed excessively, and are highly dangerous. Several organized campaigns to eradicate the creatures once and for all have all thus failed.

Saturday, October 30, 2010

Xaxxaxcaxa

The Xaxxaxcaxa are otherwise known as "Howlers" by those unfortunate enough to deal with them. Xaxxaxcaxa do not believe in any form of subtlety or tact, and instead tend to shout all verbal communications at the top of one's lungs. Many businesses such as restaurants will isolate Howlwers into their own sections, if they choose to serve them at all.

Friday, October 29, 2010

Computer Monitor Monkey

No, it's not supposed to make sense.

Thursday, October 28, 2010

Sulucolite

Sulucolites are a race of one-eyed bipeds which live on a far away planet. They make their cities among giant forests of towering mushrooms and other bulbous fungi. Sulucolites are known for their highly positive outlook on life and extremely cheery dispositions.

Wednesday, October 27, 2010

Abaddon, Lord of the Pit

Abaddon is the lord of the bottomless pit. In earlier Hebrew belief, the word was another synonym for the underworld. In later Christian doctrine, in the last days God releases Abaddon to lead a plague of locusts to devour a third of mankind.

Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Cupcake Kitteh

Cupcake Kitteh will swallow your soul... with rainbow sprinkles on top.

Monday, October 25, 2010

Rat Chomper

Large mutated rodent which sprang up around a top secret government facility. They are result of local sewer rats consuming all types of toxic detritus and waste. They have grown into bizarre out of control eating machines. Local municipalities have attempted to wipe them out before they spread, although there have already been reports of the creatures on three continents.

Sunday, October 24, 2010

DippleNook


DippleNooks are a strange race which were descended from bottom dwelling fish. They tend to roam the bottoms of their ancestral seas in loose knit "schools." Certain members of the species have voluntarily undergone advanced gene manipulation in order to allow themselves to breathe on land. Many of the remaining ocean dwellers consider the land dwellers as "outcasts" or "outsiders."

Saturday, October 23, 2010

Winged Lion

The Winged lion is a symbol of justice in and righteousness in several ancient middle eastern mythologies. The Shedu and Lamassu of ancient Akkadian myth were seen as protective deities, and were often placed at the gates of cities or the entrances to temples. The winged lion is also used as a symbol for Saint Mark, according to Rev. 4:5-7.

Friday, October 22, 2010

Malofeteites


The Malofeteites are an order of demons minor with grossly over wrought bodies. Although they possess great physical strength they are unable to move about properly without assistance. They are usually employed as clerks, overseers, pit bosses of work crews, or other such positions which benefit their overbearing, bullying nature.