Slortch

Slortch is one hundred and fifty years old,
and lives inside a cave,
Like everyone who hates the world,
He never really learned to behave.

When he was young, he was wild,
causing havoc all around the town,
drinking, fighting, dancing with girls,
at the disco, gettin' down.

Now he wanders alone in the dark,
eating fish heads and hay.
No other souls for miles around,
Truth is he likes it that way.

Egg-Roll-A-Pus

A small creature related to the Triglops and Onigiriah. They tend to squiggle away when cornered,

Woo - King of the Monsters

Woo is the resident giant ape, in the SNK video game King of the Monsters. He seems to be based on the Toho version of King Kong, as he has the ability to throw electric fireballs and such.

Woo is (c) SNK Playmore

Professor Cuttlefish

Professor Carl Cultavious was a mild mannered college professor of marine biology at an obscure junior college. All of that changed after an accident with a strange alien substance combined his DNA with one of his cuttlefish lab animals. The splicing of human and cephlapod DNA drove him inexorably insane. He has since vowed to use his vast intellect and incredible cuttlefish powers to conquer the world.